"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."
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child, kid, kids, childhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, camp, going to camp, separation anxiety, lunch time, lunch times, lunch break, lunch breaks, recess, camps, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, overparent, overparenting, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, over-protective, overprotective, over protective, anxiety disorder, anxiety disorders, childhood anxiety disorder, childhood anxiety disorders, pander, pandering, gratify, gratifying, comfort, comforting, attachment, attachment issues, attachment issue"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."
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parent teacher conference, parent teacher conferences, parents evening, parents evenings, parenting, parent, parents, pushy parent, pushy parents, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, teacher, teachers, teaching, bad parent, bad parents, over parent, over parenting, over-parent, over-parenting, blame, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, legal representation, argument, arguments"I'll trade you my soy milk for your wheatgrass juice."
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wheatgrass juice, soy milk, health food, health foods, lunchbox, lunchboxes, lunch box, lunch boxes, packed lunch, packed lunches, school lunch, school lunches, kid, kids, healthy eating, hipster, hipsters, modern parenting, parent, parents, modern family, modern families, helicopter parents, health obsession, modern childhood, modern childhoodsBig Mother is Watching You
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baby, babies, infant, infants, toddler, toddlers, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, infancy, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, baby monitor, baby monitors, big brother is watching, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, baby monitor, baby monitors, surveillance, camera, cameras"I've asked you never to call me during naptime."
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nap, naps, naptime, nap-time, nap times, nap-times, nap time, napping, interruption, interruptions, interrupting, kid, kids, nursery, nurseries, kindergarten, kindergartens, childcare, child-care, child care, phone, phones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, helicopter parenting"The labor market is awaiting you!"
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graduate, graduation, graduations, graduating, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, scared, fear, trepidation, privilege, privileges, privileged, growing up, labor market, labour market, the labor market, the labour market, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, pushy parent, pushy parents, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, real life"Listen, Mom, I'm not your little girl anymore."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, growing up, child rearing, independent, independence, family, transgender person, transgender man, transgender men, overparent, overparenting, over parent, over parenting, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, protective, protectiveness, over protective, over-protective, mollycoddle, mollycoddling, stifle, stifling"The sandbox is safe, and it's even safer without the sand."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, play, playing, safety, safe, safer, overprotective, protection, protect, protective, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, sandbox, sandboxes, sand, modern parenting, modern parent, modern parents, modern life"Of course I'm allowed to jump on the bed as long as I'm wearing my bed-jumping helmet."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood, upbringing, upbringings, overparent, overparenting, overprotective, overprotectiveness, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, jumping on the bed, helmet, helmets, health and safety"Good night, Mommy. Good night, Daddy."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mommy, mum, mums, mummy, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, daddy, family, families, bed, beds, bedroom, bedrooms, bedtime, saying goodnight, nighttime, going to sleep, going to bed, raising kids, raising children, modern parenting, modern parenthood, modern parents, modern life, modern family, modern families, technology, surveillance, surveillance camera, surveillance cameras, camera, cameras, video camera, video cameras, cctv, closed-circuit television, security, security camera, security cameras, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, helicopter parenting"That ought to shut my mother up."
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parental approval, pushy parent, pushy parents, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, hitter's ballpark, ballpark, ballparks, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball game, baseball games, baseball match, baseball matches, athlete, athletes, sportsman, sportsmen, sport, batter, batters, batting"Just a pear? Is that all you're having for dinner?"
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fruit, per, pears, bug, bugs, beetle, beetles, diet, diets, dieting, losing weight, weight loss, under eat, under eating, under weight, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, overparent, overparenting"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"
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rock, rocks, stone, stones, dance company, dance companies, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, college, colleges, uni, unis, university, universities, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, goal, goals, pushy parent, pushy parents, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, dream, dreams, actor, actors"We just want you to know that wherever you wind up going to college is fine with us, as long as it's someplace we can brag about to our friends."
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college, colleges, pushy parent, pushy parents, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, college application, college applications, university, universities, uni, unis, brag, bragging, braggart, braggarts, brags, bragged, boast, boasts, boasting, boasted, boastful, proud parent, proud parents, showing off, show off, show offs, show-off, show-offs"Two months with this and they blow their preschool entrance exams right out of the water."
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parents, parenting, parent, mothers, mother, mum, mums, mom, moms, pre-school, preschool, pre-schooler, pre-schoolers, preschooler, preschoolers, tiger mom, tiger moms, tiger mum, tiger mums, child, childhood, children, achievement, achievements, pushy mom, pushy moms, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, exam, exams, examination, test, testing, tests, toy, toys, child's toy, children's toys, educational toy, educational toys, education, early education"Me? I thought you were raising them."
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adults, adulthood, parents, parent, parenting, parenthood, parental, child, childhood, kid, kids, motherhood, fatherhood, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, neglect, neglected, neglectful, modern, modern life, modernity, distract, distracted, distractions, married, married life, blame, blaming, blames, i thought you, young parent, young parents, new parents, new parentParental Valentines Day Cards
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valentine, valentines, valentine's, valentine's day, valentines day, february, february 14th, february fourteenth, holiday, love, i love you, care, caring, parent, parents, parenting, parental, card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, worry, worried, worried parents, anxious, anxiety, anxious parents, rock climbing, sky diving, backpacking, kid, kids, child, children, family, families, helicopter parent, helicopter parents"Just Remember, Sweetie - Fight The Biggest One First."
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mother, motherhood, tiger mom, tiger mum, tiger, tiger moms, tiger mums, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, helicopter parenting, every man for themselves, free for all, free-for-all, mom, moms, mum, mums, school of hard knocks, child, kid, kids, kindergarten, kindergartener, kindergarteners, school, schools, primary school, pre-school, preschool, pre school, fight, fighting, bully, bullies, anti-bullying, defend, defending, defense, defence, self-defense, self-defence"Do you have anything less political?"
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toy, toys, game, games, toyshop, toyshops, kid, kids, mom, mum, mums, moms, tiger mom, tiger mum, helicopter, helicopter parenting, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, sketch, etch, etching, etches, screen, screens, political, political statement, statement, statements, comment, commentary, political comment, politicized, politicised, protect, smother, smothering, protection, protecting, protected"My son is a millennial—I should just go to jail for him."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defense, defence, defendant, defendants, witness, witnesses, witness stand, kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, adult child, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, spoiled, coddled, indulgent, pampered, replace, replacing, exchange, exchanging, trading places, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, offer, offers, offering, millennial, millennials, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, modern life