It's Hell, but at least It's White-Collar Hell
"What can I do? Fuel prices are so high."
"Welcome to the after-party."
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"You'll be in charge of the music down here."
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"A few minutes ago, God very graciously called to congratulate me."
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"Notice anything different about me?"
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"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."
Hell's Comedy Club
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"A bit prickly, perhaps, but he's not nearly as frightening as I had imagined."
"I would have made it big in Heaven if it hadn't been for the policy wonks."
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"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."
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"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
The First Day Back
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"For years, people did their best to destroy me, but I ultimately prevailed."
"I'm fed up with excuses, Harris. When am I going to start reading about the Satanic right?"
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"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."
"On the other hand, it's great to be out of Washington!"
"Sorry, Chief, but Bianca Jagger is here to check on human-rights abuses."
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"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."
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"He makes us watch this fire-safety video once a year."
"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."
"And, if you don't have an attorney, we have millions of them."
"But I thought once the I.R.S. applied a penalty, that was the end of it."
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"Wings that don't work! Harps that don't play! Are you sure this isn't Hell?"