"Welcome to the after-party."
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"You'll be in charge of the music down here."
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"A few minutes ago, God very graciously called to congratulate me."
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"Notice anything different about me?"
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"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."
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"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."
"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
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"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."
"When will you be back at the bank?"
"By the way, HarperCollins decided your book did not warrant publication."
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"And I believe you know Demon Rum."
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"He's from Texas."
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"Can you give me a minute? There are a few key people I want to take along with me."
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"When were you planning to tell me about Hell?"
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"Cut to commercial! For pity's sake, cut to commercial!"
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"Hey, you're preaching to the choir."
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"Then it's been moved and seconded that we send a special commendation to Metro-North."
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"Why didn't my lawyer tell me about this?"
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Angel Stands In Line At Hell's Complaints Desk
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"Hey, get away from the urinal."
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"It must be nice to have worked things out for yourself so well."
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Danger! Snake heaven.