"There goes one strange cow."
"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
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"Wear a helmet."
Tags:sport, sports, bicycle, bicycles, bicycling, cycling, bicyclist, bicyclists, cyclist, cyclists, helmet, helmets, wearing a helmet, bike, bikes, bike safety, bicycle safety, protection, safety, staying safe, injury prevention, mountain, mountains, mountain bike, mountain bikes, mountain biker, mountain bikers, biker, bikers, guru, gurus, wiseman, wisemen, wise man, wise men, sage, sages, monk, monks, buddhist, buddhists, buddhism, religion, religious, wise, wisdom, advice
"I liked recess a lot better before the safety helmets."
"I got hot."
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"Not without inventing a helmet, you don't!"
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A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.
"My mom makes me wear it."
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"I need something sturdy enough to withstand the scrutiny of other parents."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, modern parenting, modern parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, helmet, helmets, safety, protection, protective gear, safety gear, protective equipment, safety equipment, parental, scrutiny, judgement, examination, inspection, sturdy, solid, modern life, other parents, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood
"That Timmy's a real trouper-he's playing with a sprained ankle and head lice."
"On your left."
"The media says there's a war on Christmas, and St. Nick isn't in the business of losing wars."
Tags:christmas, xmas, yule, noel, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, mrs. claus, animal, animals, reindeer, rudolph, war on christmas, politics, political correctness, secularisation, secularization, media, business, war, wars, fight, fights, fighting, holiday, holidays, weapon, weapons, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, gun violence, armour, armor, body armour, body armor, bullet-proof vest, bulletproof vest, bullet-proof vests, bulletproof vests, protective gear, protective equipment, safety gear, safety equipment, riot gear, shield, shields, helmet, helmets, armed, sword, swords, getting ready, preparing, preparing for war, preparing for battle, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories
"Of course I'm allowed to jump on the bed as long as I'm wearing my bed-jumping helmet."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood, upbringing, upbringings, overparent, overparenting, overprotective, overprotectiveness, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, jumping on the bed, helmet, helmets, health and safety
"It looks fine to me, too."
Tags:sport, sports, football, american football, canadian football, football players, football players, player, players, athlete, athletes, ball, deflate, deflated, damaged, head, heads, concussion, concussions, head injury, head injuries, injury, injuries, safety, protection, prevention, helmet, helmets, protective gear, safety gear, denial, brush-off, nonacceptance, dismissing, professional football, football league, football leagues, league, leagues, football team, football teams, player safety, player health, college, colleges, college football, high school, high schools, high school football, dangerous, risky, deflategate
"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."
"Now promise me you will all be very careful."
Tags:sport, sports, football, american football, helmet, helmets, pads, pad, padding, player, players, athlete, athletes, huddle, careful, safe, safety, promise, promises, violent, violence, violent sport, violent sports, contact, contact sport, contact sports, don't get hurt, hurt, injury, injuries, danger, dangerous, sarcasm
"Oh, is that today?"
Tags:national aeronautics and space administration, nasa, astronaut, astronauts, space, outer space, outerspace, spacesuit, spacesuits, helmet, helmets, spaceship, spaceship, space shuttle, space shuttles, take-off, blast-off, takeoff, launch, launches, launching, launch day, science, unprepared, unready, not prepared, not ready, caught off guard, underdressed, under-dressed, forgot, careless, error, errors, mistake, mistakes, important, big day, work, job, career, space travel
I Hate My Hat Magazine
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"Thank God she was wearing a helmet."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, helmet, helmets, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, dangerous, risky, protection, safety, protective equipment, protective gear, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, health
"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, substitute, substitutes, substitute teacher, substitute teachers, principal, principals, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school, military, armor, armour, helmet, helmets, bulletproof vest, bulletproof vests, prepared, ready for battle, prepared for battle, soldier, soldiers, safety, protection
"He wanted a viking funeral. Pop this on his head."
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'Air Breathed By Astronaut: 25 cents
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The headless moped driver
Helmet Tan Line
"Happy now, Mom?"
Tags:american foodball, football, football player, football players, american football player, american football players, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, parent, parents, overprotective mom, overprotective moms, overprotective mum, overprotective mums, overprotective mother, overprotective mothers, overprotective parent, overprotective parents, parenting, adult child, helmet, helmets, safety gear, safety, safety first, happy now