"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
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"Wear a helmet."
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"I liked recess a lot better before the safety helmets."
"I got hot."
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"Not without inventing a helmet, you don't!"
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A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.
"My mom makes me wear it."
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"I need something sturdy enough to withstand the scrutiny of other parents."
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"On your left."
"The media says there's a war on Christmas, and St. Nick isn't in the business of losing wars."
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"Of course I'm allowed to jump on the bed as long as I'm wearing my bed-jumping helmet."
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"It looks fine to me, too."
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"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."
"Now promise me you will all be very careful."
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"Oh, is that today?"
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I Hate My Hat Magazine
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"Thank God she was wearing a helmet."
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"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."
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"He wanted a viking funeral. Pop this on his head."
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"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."
Living on the Wildside 2
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The headless moped driver
Helmet Tan Line
"Happy now, Mom?"
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"But none of the other CEOs wear helmets, Mom."
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