"Please stay on the line. All of our customer-service representatives are kidding around and throwing paper airplanes at each other."
"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"
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"I'd like to get back to doing less for charity."
"Do you have any why-to books?"
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"I really appreciate this."
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"Could you take your finger off the pulse for one moment and let me know what you'd like for dinner?"
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"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."
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"I'm sorry, I can't help you-you're subject to bird law now."
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"Can I do anything for you besides sending over the wine steward?"
"Up gets you nowhere."
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"One of us has to draw the line somewhere, and I draw the line at mall sushi."
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"Sometimes it's easier if you break the work up into little chunks."
"Daddy's way of helping you with your homework is not to help you."
"Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, Hargraves, but part of me wants to go to lunch."
"You people are crazy about Batman—ask him."
3 Guys Stealing
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"Hockersmith & Associates. May we help you?"
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"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."
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A child carries a queen's train in a shirt labeled "Staff".
"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"
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"That will be perfect. We have a lot to talk about."
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Bored children on a long car trip
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"I might remind you, John, that 'Lorraine never stops yakking' is not yet grounds for divorce in the state of Ohio."
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"I have to be getting back - I'm the glue that holds my parents' marriage together."
"Let's make a low-budget movie till help arrives."
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