"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
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west, western, wild west, wildwest, hillbilly, hillbillies, shack, shacks, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, ranch, ranches, cattle ranches, cattle ranch, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, chicken farming, agriculture, agribusiness, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, son, sons, child, children, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, business executive, chicken farmers, business man, business men, business people, business person, executive, ceo, depression, economic depression, financial crash, crash, crashes, financial crashes, crisis, economic crisis, financial crisis, city, cities, city worker, big city, the big city, debt, in debt, city workers, hot shot, hot shots, farm house, farm house, traders, trading, trader, stock market, stock market traderA chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.
"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, egg, eggs, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, kid, kids, child, children, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, the early years, childhood, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, fictional character, fictional characters, humpty dumpty, dangerous, risky, risk taker, risk takers"Nice buns."
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butt, buns, check out, checks out, checking out, female gaze, gaze, gazes, gazing, stare, stares, staring, peacock, peacocks, peahen, peahens, hen, hens, vain, vanity, pretentious, pretentiousness, machismo, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, plumage, feather, feathers, feathered, tail feathers"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"
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animal, animals, rooster, roosters, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, chick, chicks, egg, eggs, large, brown, jumbo, kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, pregnancy, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, new parent, new parents, hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, maternity ward, obstetrics ward, delivery ward, waiting area, waiting areas, waiting room, waiting rooms, new father, new dad, expectant parents, expectant father, expectant dad, delivery, deliveries, delivering a baby, having a baby, good news"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, chick, chicks, road, roads, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, poultry, why did the chicken cross the road, joke, jokes, undercooked, under cooked, pink, danger, dangerous, risky, salmonella, campylobacter, hygiene, bacteria, death, deadly, food poisoning, food borne illness, foodbourne illness, advice, advising, life lesson, life lessons, medical, medicine, health inspector, health inspectors, health inspection, food safety, health, unhealthyA chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".
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animal, animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, henny penny, chicken little, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, fable, fables, literature, children's literature, fictional character, fictional characters, the sky is falling, technology, computer, computers, laptop, laptops, warning, warnings, new year, new years, new year's day, new year's eve, millennium, new millennium, 1999, 2000, year 2000 problem, y2k problem, y2k, millennium bug, y2k bug, panic, panics, panicking"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."
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vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, bird, birds, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, play on words, word play, wordplay, under the knife, surgery, surgeries, operate, operation, operations, surgeon, surgeons, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, chef, chefs, cook, cooksChicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."
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public funding, funding, arts, debate, debates, violence, politics, government, governments, congress, national endowment for the arts, politicians, politicians, artist, artists, art, money, finances, financing, controversy, controversies, defunding, controversial, performer, performers, performance, performances, entertainer, entertainers, entertainment, animal, animals, trick, tricks, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, horn, horns, circus, music, seal of approval, seals of approval, approved"Our eggs are particularly awesome today."
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farm, farms, farming, chicken farm, chicken farming, eggs, egg, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, laying eggs, farm shop, farm shops, farm stand, farm stands, giant egg, giant eggs, supersize, supersized, awesome, awesomeness, oversize, oversized, over size, farmer, farmers, battery farm, battery farms, free range eggs, free-range eggs, salesperson, salespeople, saleswoman, saleswomen, sales tactic, sales tactics, selling, consumerism, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists"You need a chicken-liver transplant."
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vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, livestock, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, bird, birds, pet, pets, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, cluck, clucking, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, old macdonald had a farm, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, folk song, folk songs, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, dating, date, dates, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups"We're free-range. Why not run for it?"
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chicken, chickens, chick, chicks, hen, hens, free range chicken, free range chickens, freerange chickens, freerange chickens, free range, freerange, free-range, free-range chickens, free-range chicken, animal right, animal welfare, animal rights activism, animal rights activist, animal rights organisation, animal rights organistaion, animal rights group, animal rights groups, escape, escaping, freedom, run for it, make a run for it, making a run for it, make a break for it, making a break for it, flee, fleeing, rescue chicken, rescue chickens, flight, take flight, taking flight"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, poultry, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, compatibility, chemistry, personal, personals, personal ad, personal ads, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., whole grains, health, food, dirt bath, dirt baths, why did the chicken cross the road, crossing, road, roads, unafraid, brave, courage, courageous, looking for mr. right, love, looking for love, searching for love, soulmate, soulmates"Daylight come and me wan go home."
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rooster, roosters, cockerel, cockerels, dawn chorus, morning, mornings, chicken, chickens, henhouse, hen house, hen house, poultry farm, poultry farms, poultry farming, chicken farm, chicken farms, chicken farming, hen, hens, night life, night-life, farmyard, farmyards, barnyard, barnyards, party animals, dawn, dawns, morning, mornings, late night"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, poultry, duck, ducks, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, egg, eggs, which came first, first, riddle, riddles, cliche, cliches, science, biology, dilemma, dilemmas, causality, paradox, paradoxes, evidence, shredded, destroyed, secret, secrets, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, mystery, mysteries"Who's next?"
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animal, animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, egg, eggs, which came first, first, riddle, riddles, cliche, cliches, science, biology, dilemma, dilemmas, causality, paradox, paradoxes, poultry, problem, problems, next, line, lines, lineup, lineups, lining up, queue, queues, queuing, next in line, cashier, cashiers, shopping, shopper, shoppers, customer, customers, competition, competitions, rivalry, rivalries, competing"They're organic, vegetarian, and they challenge traditional gender roles."
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farm, farming, chick, chickens, chuck, chucks, egg, eggs, laying, vegetarian, vegetarians, genders, gender roles, tradition, traditional, gender dynamic, sexist, prejudice, progressive, liberal, progressiveness, vegan, veganism, vegetarianism, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, stereotype, stereotypes, farms, liberals