"The meaning of life is cats."
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nature, religion, animals, hermit, cat person, cat people, cat lover, cat lovers, cat owner, cat owners, meaning of life, guru, gurus, mountain top, mountain tops, wisdom, seeking wisdom, wise man, wise men, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."
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hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog stand, hot dog cart, hot dog truck, food truck, food trucks, food stand, food stands, food cart, food carts, street food, food vendor, food vendors, hot dog vendor, condiments, old age, old people, guru, gurus, hermit, hermits, fast food, toppings, extras, service industry, customer service"So how did you like getting away from it all?"
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recluse, recluses, reclusive, hermit, hermits, hide, hides, hiding, hidden, get away from it all, getting away from it all, haircut, haircuts, freshen up, freshens up, freshening up, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, stylist, stylists, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairstyling, off the grid, going off the grid, unkempt, wild, rough it, roughing it"It's for my back. You have two more questions."
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exercise ball, exercises balls, backache, back ache, back pain, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, hermit, hermits, guru, gurus, wiseman, wisemen, wise man, wise men, health conscious, gym ball, gym balls, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."
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mountain, mountains, hermit, hermits, seek, seeking, advice, advisor, adviser, spiritual, spirituality, spiritualism, self help, reflection, reflect, meditate, meditation, hippy, hippies, guru, monk, monks, gurus, mountain man, witch doctor, reception, receptionist, modern, modern life, modern world, capitalism, capitalist, urban, urban life, paperwork, red tape, enlightened, enlightenment, find yourself"I'm on sabbatical."
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mountain, mountains, hermit, hermits, seek, seeking, advice, advisor, adviser, spiritual, spirituality, spiritualism, self help, reflection, reflect, meditate, meditation, hippy, hippies, guru, monk, monks, gurus, mountain man, witch doctor, preformative, enlightened, enlightenment, find yourself, sabbatical, sabbaticals, leave, sabbatical leave, career, career break, career breaks, out of office, out of the office"Medicate!"
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medicate, medication, medications, medicating, guru, gurus, spiritual adviser, spiritual advisers, spiritual advisor, spiritual advisors, hermit, hermits, spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, medicine, medicines, meaning of life, happiness, secret to happiness, good advice, philosopher, philosophers, philosophy"It means taking a healthy pay cut, but my dad has decided to stay at home and lock himself in the basement."
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family, families, work, world of work, unemployed, unemployment, job search, pay, gallows humour, dark humour, dark humor, black humor, black humour, gallows humor, pink slip, laid off, quit job, resign, resignation, resign from work, recession, children, basement, hermit, mid life crisis, hide, neet, home office, home offices, depression, depressions, depressing, mid-life crises"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."
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new neighborhood, new neighborhoods, alienate, alienating, alienation, alienated, shun, shuns, shunning, unfriendly, unwelcoming, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, new neighbourhood, new neighbourhoods, introduction, introductions, standoffish, uncomfortable, awkward, prairie, prairies, settler, settlers, desert, deserts, survival, hermit, hermits, greet, greets, greeting, greetings, shy, shyness, isolation, isolated, social isolation, socially isolated, settlement, settlements"You're not a goat person?"
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goat, goats, goatee, goatees, beard, beards, hermit, hermits, guru, gurus, meditation, meditating, goats on cliffs, cliffs, moutain goat, mountain goats, climbing goat, climbing goats, follower, followers, pilgrimage, pilgrimages"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"
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drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, spring break, break, spring-break, alcohol, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholics, student, students, 90s, underage drinking, teen, teens, teenager, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, growing up, age, ageing, matured, maturity, immature, word play, play on words, word-play, vice, vices, dweeb, dweebs, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, dork, dorky, dorks, shut in, hermit, hermits"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."
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mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, rapunzel, fairy tale, fairy tales, handsome prince, handsome princes, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, beard, beards, long beard, long beards, bearded, newspaper, newspapers, loon, loons, looney, insane, insanity, tower, towers, locked away, hermit, hermits, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, mentally ill, mental illness, mental illnesses"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir."
"Don't forget to pay the cashier on your way down."
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mountain, mountains, hermit, hermits, seek, seeking, advice, advisor, adviser, spiritual, spirituality, spiritualism, self help, reflection, reflect, meditate, meditation, hippy, hippies, guru, monk, monks, gurus, mountain man, witch doctor, preformative, enlightened, enlightenment, find yourself, cashier, paid, pay, pays, modern life, capitalism, capitalist, pay, paid, ticket, tickets"Everyone is different and everyone is the same."
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mountain, mountains, hermit, hermits, seek, seeking, advice, advisor, adviser, spiritual, spirituality, spiritualism, self help, reflection, reflect, meditate, meditation, hippy, hippies, guru, monk, monks, gurus, mountain man, witch doctor, preformative, enlightened, enlightenment, find yourself, pithy, same, saying the same thing, talking without saying, pretentious, all it is cracked up to be, let down, let-down"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."
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guru, gurus, hermit, hermits, spiritual leader, spiritual leaders, spiritual advice, spiritual advisor, spiritual adviser, spiritual advisers, spiritual advisors, wise men, wise man, wisdom, wisdoms, rock climber, rock climbers, intellect, intellectual, intellectuals, intelligence, clever, cleverness"That's the dating guru."
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guru, gurus, dating tip, dating tips, dating advice, love life, love-life, spiritualist, spiritualists, hermit, hermits, spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, wise men, wise man, wisdom, wisdoms, recluse, couples counselling, relationship counselling, marriage therapy, marriage coach, dating coach, dating coaches, love life, popularity, unpopular, bitter, bitterness"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"
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guru, gurus, spiritual leader, spiritual leaders, wise men, wise man, wisemen, wiseman, wisdom, hermit, hermits, meaning of life, meaning-of-life, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, enlightenment, enlightenments, enlightened, character limit, character limits, philosopher, philosophers, philosophy"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."
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lonely, loneliness, loner, alone, all alone, home alone, home-alone, homebody, shut in, shut-in, shutin, shut-ins, shut ins, minimal, minimalism, old age, elderly, retired, retirement, boredom, ennui, bored, lifeless, reduced life, trapped, isolate, isolated, isolating, introvert, introverted, introversion, hermit, hermits, hermitage, single, singles, individual, independence"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."
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mountain, mountains, hermit, hermits, seek, seeking, advice, advisor, adviser, spiritual, spirituality, spiritualism, self help, reflection, reflect, meditate, meditation, hippy, hippies, guru, monk, monks, gurus, mountain man, witch doctor, drag, drag queen, queen, disillusionment, preformative, enlightened, enlightenment, find yourself, clothed, clothes"If I knew the meaning of life, would I be sitting in a cave in my underpants?"
Estate sale.
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garage sale, garage sales, farmer, farmers, farming, hillbilly, hillbillies, estate, estates, sale, sales, yard sale, yard sales, worldly possession, worldly possessions, recluse, recluses, hermit, hermits, hunter, hunters, off the grid, living off the grid, backwoods, back woods, shack, shacks, poverty, poverty line, poverty lines, poor, poor person, poor people