"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
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An agenda is eaten by a hidden agenda.
"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."
Tags:robot, robots, robotics, scientist, scientists, inventor, inventors, self-aware, self-awareness, singularity, self-conscious, self-consciousness, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, scientist, scientists, scientific, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, hide, hides, hiding, hidden, fear, fears, fearful, fearfulness, consequence, consequences, unintended consequence, unintended consequences, unintentional
"Five Guys in Witness Protection."
"I'm sure that when you're ready you'll tell me what you've done with my wife."
"So how did you like getting away from it all?"
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"I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous."
"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."
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"The back of the house? Didn't I already show you that?"
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, octopus, home, homes, house, houses, back of the house, hide, hiding, hidden, problem, problems, flaw, flaws, home inspection, home inspector, home inspectors, buying a home, buying a house, dangerous, danger, risk, risky
"Psst. Is everyone still mad at me?"
Tags:hide, hides, hiding, in hiding, hidden, pariah, social pariah, social pariahs, outcast, outcasts, coward, cowards, cowardly, paranoid, paranoia, worry, worries, worrying, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers, office worker, office workers, office drone, office drones, cubicle, cubicles, furious, angry, anger, infuriate, infuriates, infuriating, ceiling, ceiling tile, ceiling tiles, crawlspace, crawlspaces, crawl space, crawl spaces
"You're right, sir—it is cute. But the last time we let one of these things in the entire kingdom was overrun with ticks, mites, and fleas."
Tags:ancient, history, troy, trojan, trojan horse, greek, greece, horse, horses, dog, dogs, animal, animals, trick, tricks, castle, castles, kingdom, kingdoms, guard, guards, gate, gates, cute, tick, ticks, mite, mites, flea, fleas, disease, diseases, puppy, puppies, stray, strays, stray dog, stray dogs, homeless, carrier, carriers, hiding, hidden, overrun, trojan dog, dangerous, risky, risk, danger, dangers, unsafe
Add Your Own Caption Week # 223
"Qué pasa, Lyle? You've been absent from the charts for a while."
Tags:chart, charts, hide, hides, hiding, hidden, disco, discos, disco singer, disco singers, hideout, hideouts, hiding out, recluse, recluses, musician, musicians, pop star, pop stars, fear, fears, afraid, agoraphobia, agoraphobic, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, disappear, disappears, disappearing, disappearance, forgot, forgotten, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers
"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"
"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"
The Tiny Phone.
Tags:phones, phone, landline, landlines, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, tiny, mini, miniature, miniatures, noise, noises, ring, ringing, rings, panel, panels, small, minuscule, impractical, unfeasible, tininess, mislaid, lost, losing, loses, hidden, mystery, mysteries, legend, legends, myth, myths, mythical, find, finding, search, searching, searched, searches
"You can hide, but you can't run."
"Phil suddenly decided to give up everything that was bad for him-no more smoking, drinking, or junk food-and he feels absolutely terrific!"
Tags:healthy, health, unhealthy, smoking, drinking, junk, food, junk food, give up, give-up, renounce, quit, quits, unhappy, depressed, dazed, disappointed, regret, regrets, regretting, happy, wife, husband, wives, husbands, feelings, vice, vices, different, stories, lies, lie, hidden, marriage, married, marry, married, relationship, relationships
"You can't spend your political life hiding behind being Canadian."
Tags:canada, canadian, canadians, blameless, blamelessness, shift blame, shifts blaming, shifting blame, political life, political lives, politics, foreign policy, hide, hides, hiding, hidden, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, blame, blames, blaming, canuck, canucks, canadian citizen, canadian citizens, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, bad news, middle ground, neutral, neutrality, neutrals
"How may I help you, sir or madam?"
Tags:winter, snow, snowing, snows, wintry, season, seasons, fashion, fashions, fashionista, fashionistas, store, stores, confused, hidden, layer, layers, clothes, clothing, snowy, wrapped up, wrapped up warm, identify, identifying, hidden, hide, bundled, bundled up, deli, delis, delicatessen, delicatessens, shop, shops, shopping, deli counter, deli counters
1,001 Cheap Disguises
Tags:disguise, disguised, disguises, book, books, bad disguise, bad disguises, weirdo, weird, how-to, costume, costumes, fancy dress, park, parks, creep, creeps, creepy, hide, hidden, hiding, conceal, concealed, mask, camo, camouflage, masks, impersonate, impersonator, impersonators, impostor, impostors
Get-Well Cards For Moods
Tags:mental health, mental, health, healthy, hidden illness, hidden, invisible illness, illness, get-well, get well, get well soon, depression, depress, depressed, angst, hope, hopeful, kind, kindness, understanding, understand, considerate, anxiety, anxious, low, low mood, low-mood, friend, friendship, here to help, card, cards, greeting card, greetings cards, greetings card
"Then bring a smaller gun next time."
Tags:gun, guns, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, smuggling, smuggler, smugglers, smuggle, instrument, instruments, musical instrument, musical instruments, violin case, cello case, cases, instrument cases, instrument case, hidden, concealed weapon, concealed weapons, contraband, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mob, mafia, suspicious, criminal, criminals, gun control, too big, oversized
A barricade that reads "Police Line - No video cameras beyond this point."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, police line, police lines, barricade, barricades, ban, bans, banned, forbidden, camera, cameras, video camera, video cameras, scandal, scandals, police brutality, police misconduct, violence, abuse of authority, excessive force, media, journalism, press, problem, problems, evidence, proof, video, videos, film, films, obstruction, justice, law, hiding, hidden, politics, news