"Care for some sports wine?"
Tags:drinker, drinkers, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, sports drink, sports drinks, soft drink, soft drinks, replenish, replenishes, replenishing, secret drinker, secret drinkers, hide, hides, hiding, tennis player, tennis players, tennis, exercise, exercises, exercising, sugary drink, sugary drinks
"It's too late, Roger - they've seen us."
Tags:street, on the street, in the street, bump into, bumped into, couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, out, downtown, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, dislike, like, disliked, annoyed, annoy, annoying, annoyance, married, married life, hide, hiding, dread, dreading, dreaded
"This is the worst witness-protection program I've ever been in."
Tags:prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, prison cell, prison cells, locked up, jail, jails, witness protection, witness protection scheme, witness protection schemes, in hiding, hide, hiding, disguise, disguises, costume, costumes, bad disguise, bad disguises, witness-protection, witness relocation, witness relocation, defendant, defendants, justice system, the justice system
Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?
Tags:morning, mornings, monring coffee, coffee, coffees, coffee cup, cup, cups, mug, mugs, labelled, label, novelty, novelties, novelty cup, novelty cups, novelty mug, novelty mugs, tired, tiring, monday, mondays, mood, moods, drink, coffee pot, real, reality, realistic, business face, working world, working life, modern world, modern life, anxiety, depressed, depression, hiding, real self
"You look great. Let's go!"
Tags:snail, snails, snail shell, snail shells, hide, hiding, dressing up, party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, appearance, self conscious, self consciousness, self-conscious, self-consciousness, make up, make-up, beauty ritual, beauty rituals, beauty ideal, beauty ideals, feminine beauty ideal, feminine beauty ideals
"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."
Tags:robot, robots, robotics, scientist, scientists, inventor, inventors, self-aware, self-awareness, singularity, self-conscious, self-consciousness, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, scientist, scientists, scientific, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, hide, hides, hiding, hidden, fear, fears, fearful, fearfulness, consequence, consequences, unintended consequence, unintended consequences, unintentional
"Five Guys in Witness Protection."
"I can't keep it from you any longer, Irene. This is the other woman."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, dating, other woman, mistresses, secret, secrets, hiding, truth, doppelganger, double, twin, twins, similar, same, clone, clones
"So how did you like getting away from it all?"
Tags:recluse, recluses, reclusive, hermit, hermits, hide, hides, hiding, hidden, get away from it all, getting away from it all, haircut, haircuts, freshen up, freshens up, freshening up, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, stylist, stylists, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairstyling, off the grid, going off the grid, unkempt, wild, rough it, roughing it
"If it's my pride, I'm not here"
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, cocktail, cocktails, martini, martinis, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, lion, lions, pride, prides, hiding, escaping, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, avoiding, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses
"The back of the house? Didn't I already show you that?"
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, octopus, home, homes, house, houses, back of the house, hide, hiding, hidden, problem, problems, flaw, flaws, home inspection, home inspector, home inspectors, buying a home, buying a house, dangerous, danger, risk, risky
"Psst. Is everyone still mad at me?"
Tags:hide, hides, hiding, in hiding, hidden, pariah, social pariah, social pariahs, outcast, outcasts, coward, cowards, cowardly, paranoid, paranoia, worry, worries, worrying, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers, office worker, office workers, office drone, office drones, cubicle, cubicles, furious, angry, anger, infuriate, infuriates, infuriating, ceiling, ceiling tile, ceiling tiles, crawlspace, crawlspaces, crawl space, crawl spaces
"The resolution has been made and seconded that we stick our heads in the sand."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, ostrich, ostriches, bird, birds, business, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, board member, board members, chairman, chairmen, office, offices, office life, board meeting, board meetings, meeting, meetings, motion, motions, stick your head in the sand, bury your head in the sand, have your head in the sand, ignoring, hiding, avoiding, personification, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic
"You're right, sir—it is cute. But the last time we let one of these things in the entire kingdom was overrun with ticks, mites, and fleas."
Tags:ancient, history, troy, trojan, trojan horse, greek, greece, horse, horses, dog, dogs, animal, animals, trick, tricks, castle, castles, kingdom, kingdoms, guard, guards, gate, gates, cute, tick, ticks, mite, mites, flea, fleas, disease, diseases, puppy, puppies, stray, strays, stray dog, stray dogs, homeless, carrier, carriers, hiding, hidden, overrun, trojan dog, dangerous, risky, risk, danger, dangers, unsafe
A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
Tags:man, men, hair, bald, balding, hair loss, alopecia, hairspray, spray, sprays, spray-on, spray-on hair, hair in a can, self-conscious, embarrassed, embarrassing, covering up, hiding, toupee, toupees, wig, wigs, solution, solutions, problem, problems, hairstyle, hairstyles, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, illusion, illusions, fake, false, innovation, innovative, invention, inventions, beauty, modern life
Add Your Own Caption Week # 223
"Always the last place you look."
Tags:whaler, whaling, harpoon, harpooning, seek, search, searching, whales, whale, sperm whale, crow's nest, look, looking, searched, crows nest, lost, hiding, hides, above, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, bot, boats, last place you look, moby dick, ahab, fiction, fictional, absurd, literature, big, huge, unmissable, unlikely
"Are you in for Tarzan?"
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, animal, animals, monkey, monkeys, ape, apes, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, literature, fictional character, fictional characters, novel, novels, book, books, film, films, movie, movies, hiding, hiding out, avoiding
"This symposium has gotten completely out of hand!"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, manager, managers, symposium, symposiums, meeting, meetings, conference, conferences, convention, conventions, out of hand, out-of-hand, out of control, out-of-control, military, warzone, warzones, warfare, war, wars, battle, battles, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, firing, shooting, ducking, hiding, violent, violence, disagreement, disagreements, conflict, conflicts, bullet, bullets, office, offices, office life
"So you're depressed. Everybody's depressed—some of us just handle it better than others."
Tags:tragedy, tragedies, comedy, comedies, greek, greece, drama, dramas, play, plays, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, melpomene, thalia, ancient, ancient greece, history, historical, smile, frown, sad, happy, emotion, emotions, feelings, mental health, depression, handle, handling, manage, managing, hide, hiding, mask, masks, emotional, problem, problems, psychology, psychological, entertainment
"Smoking or nonsmoking?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animals, talking animal, ostrich, ostriches, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, smoking, tobacco, non-smoking, nonsmoking, second-hand smoke, section, sections, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, server, servers, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, head in the sand, head, heads, hiding, sand, sandy, customer, customers, patron, patrons, guest, guests
"Qué pasa, Lyle? You've been absent from the charts for a while."
Tags:chart, charts, hide, hides, hiding, hidden, disco, discos, disco singer, disco singers, hideout, hideouts, hiding out, recluse, recluses, musician, musicians, pop star, pop stars, fear, fears, afraid, agoraphobia, agoraphobic, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, disappear, disappears, disappearing, disappearance, forgot, forgotten, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers
"I thought we agreed you were going to cry on the inside."
For Their Own Good.
Tags:death, deaths, hide, secret, secrets, trick, tricks, ethics, ethical, moral, morals, lies, lie, mislead, misleading, not ready, children, child, kid, kids, naive, naivety, deceive, deceiving, belgian congo, need to know, false, fabrication, fabrications, hides, hiding, protecting, protection, protect
"I'm still a work-in-hiding."
Tags:work-in-progress, hiding, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, woman, women, word play, play on words, language, depression, depressed, sad, sadness, mental health, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, call, calls, friend, friends, introvert, introverts, homebody, homebodies