Here Lies Frederick Jones - Verbal: 680....Math: 720.
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"You just march right back in there and keep marching around and around until he sees you're good enough to put back in the marching band."
"Boys and girls,...may I call you boys and girls?"
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"Ben is in his first year of high school, and he's questioning all the right things."
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The Knowledge Hut - Formerly P.S. 102
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"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"
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"I can still fit into my high-school kayak."
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"I was Mrs. Webb in my high-school production of 'Our Town.' Who were you?"
"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."
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Overcrowded Schools: Three Proposals.
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The Cruelty of School Supplies.
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Public School: K - Death
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'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'
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"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."
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"We'll always have the food court."
"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."
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"It looks fine to me, too."
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"You were kept after school to review multiplication and division. This is not a date."
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"I won't be in tomorrow. I'm taking a personal snow day."
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"Now, just to review, at the last faculty meeting we established that Marcia hates Fred, Fred hates Carol and Marcia, Carol really can't stand Larry, Larry despises me, and I hate Larry, Marcia, Fred and Penny."
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"Success came too early. When he was ten, he hit three homers in three times up in the Little League, and nothing has seemed worth while since."
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"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."
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"How was prom?"
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Hamburger Institute of America
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"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."
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