"On the other hand, it may bring in more visitors."
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"I'm not a guru. I'm just hanging out here till my renovation is done."
National Park Map
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Reaching the Summit
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A man looks at the shape of some mountains in the distance and is reminded of a line graph.
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"From a man's point of view, do you think it's beautiful?"
"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"
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"I keep thinking about last night's salmon en croûte."
"What, may I ask, does landscape have to do with gender?"
"The fresh mountain air is starting to depress me."
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"Is it my imagination, or has it been an unusually wet summer?"
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"Wait until one of them says, 'It's so peaceful out here.' "
"Hey pal, what I do above the tree line is my business and nobody else's."
"How far is that in city blocks?"
"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"
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"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."
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"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."
"How far is two pounds from here?"
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"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."
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"You hate to shop—I hate to hunt."
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"I'm counting to three, pilgrim."
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We are here!
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Stage Mother Bear.
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