"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."
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"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
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"I was hoping you had no more territorial ambitions."
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"Your more successful brother is already here."
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"Not sure how much longer we can live off the proceeds from your gold tooth."
"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."
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"Cover yourself, woman! Here comes another tour bus."
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"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."
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"I hope you're not going to let your parents pass by without speaking to them."
"We're driving upstate to take in the gorgeous display of colorful locals."
'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'
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"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."
"Good morning, everyone!"
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"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."
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"I've seen things a dog's not supposed to see."
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"Surely you didn't believe what you read in the liberal-controlled press?"
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"Maybe we should try getting by with just one car."
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Walk of the Stars: Jasperville, Illinois
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"I'm on the range, but I'm not home on the range."
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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."
"I want it lawyer in the front, client in the back."
"But I might need time off to grab my gun and rush home to defend my family."
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"The tumble weed probably set it off."
"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."
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