Hippo Cartoons

"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."

"You folks ready to order?"

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"Geez- you used all the sunscreen?"

"Oh, for heaven's sake, don't feel that you have to entertain us, too."

"What have you done with Dr. Millmoss?"

"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."

Yawning is contagious.

"To a wonderful amphibious being!"

"We can't go on like this, Mario. If my mother ever suspected there was more between us than a purely symbiotic relationship, she'd stick her head in an oven."

Man Sees Bird Cleaning Friend's Teeth

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"I consider us 'friends with benefits.'"

"Anderson, if you're not into the whole symbiotic relationship thing, then you're not getting with the program."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Hipposuction