"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."
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"We're hoping you can join us for a little drink at the water hole at dusk."
"You folks ready to order?"
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"You were right-we should have just split one."
"And yet, as we look at our lives, can't many of us say, 'My cubicle is too small?"
"Geez- you used all the sunscreen?"
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"Oh, for heaven's sake, don't feel that you have to entertain us, too."
"You've been traded to Carthage for two third-round picks and a hippopotamus."
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"What have you done with Dr. Millmoss?"
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"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."
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Yawning is contagious.
"To a wonderful amphibious being!"
"We can't go on like this, Mario. If my mother ever suspected there was more between us than a purely symbiotic relationship, she'd stick her head in an oven."
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"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."
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"I consider us 'friends with benefits.'"
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"It's cool – God told us to!"
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