Hipsters Cartoons

"There has got to be a way for Detroit to make a safe, affordable, fuel-efficient vehicle out of hemp."

"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

Lawsuits

"It's a man purse, but I have a gun in it."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"You have to admire the concept-early music performed on the original instruments."

"I'll trade you my soy milk for your wheatgrass juice."

"The two things that really drew me to vinyl were the expense and the inconvenience."

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

"You look ridiculous."

"I'm thinking of stopping a podcast."

"They, like, invented retro."

"So many indie films, so little time."

"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"This whole forest is getting unbearably gentrified."

"Delores! Tap is back!"

"We succumbed to your hype."

Hipster Island

"People don't care what they're eating as long as they're the first ones to eat it."

"Oh, it's the best thing since small-batch, artisanal, unsliced bread."