"There has got to be a way for Detroit to make a safe, affordable, fuel-efficient vehicle out of hemp."
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"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."
Tags:modern, modern life, modern world, hipster, hipsters, something to prove, prove, proving, cool, coolness, fashion, fashions, fashionable, before it was cool, character, characters, classic cartoon, classic cartoons, classics, tv, old tv, old television, nostalgia, nostalgic, urban life, urban living, graphic tee, graphic tees, shirt, shirts, grown man, grown men, man baby, baby man, outfit, outfits, status, status symbol
"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."
Tags:hipster, hipsters, farmer, farmers, farmers market, market, markets, shopping, fresh food, food, drink, organic, homemade, homegrown, local, shop local, support local business, support local businesses, business, businesses, small business, small businesses, self-congratulatory, superiority, superior, pat on the back, ego, egotistical, egotistic, egocentric, trendy
Tags:lawsuit, lawsuits, frivolous lawsuit, frivolous lawsuits, ambulance chaser, ambulance chasers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, hipster, hipsters, food truck, food trucks, mobile, mobility, class action, sue, sues, suing, suing culture, lawsuit culture, legal culture
"It's a man purse, but I have a gun in it."
Tags:men, man, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, menswear, accessory, accessories, purse, purses, man purse, man purses, man-purse, man-purses, bag, bags, man bag, man bags, handbag, handbags, satchel, satchels, hipster, hipsters, millennial, millennials, modern life, modern fashion, masculinity, effeminate, manly, masculine, gun, guns, weapon, weapons, concealed weapon, concealed gun, concealed weapons, concealed guns, firearm, firearms, gun crime, gun violence, trend, trends, fad, fads, fashion trend, fashion trends
Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.
Tags:hipster, hipsters, hipster restaurant, hipster restaurants, foodie, foodies, modern life, modern times, adult child, millennial, millennials, mustache, mustaches, moustache, moustaches, hipster scene, hipster scenes, los angeles, lifestyle, lifestyles, vintage, rustic, industrial, bar, bars, cool, coolness, hipster fashion, hipster fashions
"You have to admire the concept-early music performed on the original instruments."
"I'll trade you my soy milk for your wheatgrass juice."
Tags:wheatgrass juice, soy milk, health food, health foods, lunchbox, lunchboxes, lunch box, lunch boxes, packed lunch, packed lunches, school lunch, school lunches, kid, kids, healthy eating, hipster, hipsters, modern parenting, parent, parents, modern family, modern families, helicopter parents, health obsession, modern childhood, modern childhoods
"The two things that really drew me to vinyl were the expense and the inconvenience."
Tags:millennial, millennials, hipster, hipsters, record, records, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, trend setter, trend setters, vinyl, vinyls, stereo, stereos, retro, record player, record players, fad, fads, pretentious, pretentiousness, expense, expensive, expensive hobby, expensive hobbies, inconvenient, inconvenience, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius
Tags:roadkill, road kill, diner, diners, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, roadside diner, roadside diners, eat locally, environmentally friendly, environmental friendliness, waste not, want not, waste, reuse, reuses, reusing, hipster, hipsters, local food, food miles, local eatery, local eateries, ethical, ethically sourced, locally sourced, ethic, ethics, food ethics, slow food, slow food movement
"You look ridiculous."
Tags:tree, trees, nature, wood, woods, forest, forests, hat, hats, fashions, style, styles, personal style, personal styles, fashion sense, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, trend, trends, following trends, fedora, fedoras, hipster, hipsters, modern life, modern fashion, modern fashions, ridiculous, looking silly, looking ridiculous, embarrassing, embarrass, embarrassed
"I'm thinking of stopping a podcast."
Tags:podcast, podcasting, podcaster, podcasters, radio, radio shows, hipster, hipsters, trend, trendy, trends, millennial, millennials, indie, independent, passée, passé, counterculture, counter culture, countercultural, bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations, over it
"They, like, invented retro."
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"So many indie films, so little time."
"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, show-off, show-offs, bragging, boasting, boast, boasts, hipster, hipsters, vinyl, record, records, album, albums, music, musician, musicians, band, bands, middle-age, middle age, middle-aged, middle-age, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, trying to stay relevant, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, modern life, millennial, milliennials
"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."
Tags:writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, critic, everyone's a critic, brag, bragging, internet, internet culture, review, reviews, hip, hipster, hipsters, online, ego, pretentious, over inflated, inflated
"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."
Tags:taxi, taxis, taxi cab, taxi cabs, cab, cabs, driving, driver, drivers, cab driver, cab drivers, taxi driver, taxi drivers, transportation, cabbie, cabbies, new age, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, environment, nature, tree, trees, ginkgo, ginkgo tree, ginkgo trees, trend, trends, trendy, hipster, hipsters, park, parks
"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."
Tags:manhattan, borough, boroughs, five boroughs, brooklyn, hipster, hipsters, trend, trends, trendy, millennial, millennials, cool, coolness, superiority, superiority complex, superiority complexes, new york, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, status, status symbol, status symbols, social status
A train's dining car is a diner.
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"This whole forest is getting unbearably gentrified."
Tags:hansel and gretel, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, german fairy stories, brothers grimm, the brother grimm, trail of breadcrumbs, breadcrumbs trail, gentrification, gentrify, gentrifying, modern life, modernisation, moderising, hipster, hipsters, millennial, millennials, crouton, croutons, middle class, middle classes, middle-class, middle-classes, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, crow, crows
"Delores! Tap is back!"
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"We succumbed to your hype."
Tags:succumb, succumbs, succumbing, hype, hypes, hyped, restaurant, restaurants, hipster, hipsters, trend, trends, trendy, worn down, wear down, wears down, wearing down, cool, coolness, hot restaurant, hot restaurants, overhype, overhyped, overhyping, over-hype, over-hyped, over-hyping, give in, gives in, giving in
"People don't care what they're eating as long as they're the first ones to eat it."
Tags:hipster, hipsters, foodie, foodies, food trend, food trends, trend, trends, trendy, trendiness, food snob, food snobs, first, firsts, being first, oven, pizza oven, pizza ovens, pizza, pizzas, food craze, food crazes, delicacy, delicacies, brick oven, brick ovens, car tire, car tires, tyre, tyres, accomplishment, accomplishments, accomplishing
"Oh, it's the best thing since small-batch, artisanal, unsliced bread."
Tags:pretentious, artisan, artisans, artisanal, bread, breads, sliced bread, greatest thing, greatest things, cliche, cliches, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, hipster, hipsters, diet, diets, dietitian, dietitians, nutritionist, nutritionists, nutrition, organic, grocery, groceries, grocery store, grocery stores, shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers