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Hire Cartoons
Hire cartoon 1 of 81
"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."
Hire cartoon 2 of 81
"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."
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"I see by your résumé that you're a woman."
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"What the hell? We could use an idiot."
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"And, finally, are you now or have you ever been disgruntled?"
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"We're looking for people to fire."
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"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."
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"If we give you an office with a window, how do we know you won't just fly away?"
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"I'm trying to find a way to balance your strengths against your felonies."
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"You fellas need a job?"
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"We already have an eight-hundred-pound gorilla."
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800 lb gorilla, 800 pound gorilla, eight hundred pound gorilla, hire, hires, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers, job interview, job interviews, redundant, redundancy, skill, skills, skillset, skillsets, skill set, skill sets, personnel, personnel department, hr department, human resources, qualified, qualifying, job candidate, job candidates, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, interviewing, stand out, stands out, standing out, uniqueHire cartoon 12 of 81
"As corporate sniper, you'll of course be given an office with a window."
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"That was fun—Now you're rehired."
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"Miss Gaines, send in someone who reminds me of myself as a lad."
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intercom, executive, ceo, chief executive officer, middle aged, middle age, middle-aged, middle-age, cliche, cliches, phrase, phrases, business, businesses, film, tb, cliched, interview, promotion, interviews, promotions, recruitment, hiring, hire, hires, old ageHire cartoon 15 of 81
Coming Soon to an Office Near You: Invaders From the Planet of the Recent College Graduates
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Jones or Best Offer
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best offer, best offers, airport, airports, greet, greets, greeting, concierge, concierges, driver, drivers, driving, hired car, hired cars, car hire, car hires, mercenary, mercenaries, merc, mercs, airline, airlines, airline passenger, airline passengers, aeroplane, aeroplanes, hire, hired, hires, hiring, for hire, disloyal, disloyaltyHire cartoon 17 of 81
"It's not that I don't like the job you're doing—it's just that I'd like to start seeing other people do it."
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"They say you are a great warrior."
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"You'll be a perfect addition to our expendable workforce."
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business, businesses, company, companies, corporate, corporation, corporations, management, manager, managers, executive, executives, hierarchy, employee, employees, worker, workers, expendable, unimportant, replaceable, disposable, not important, lowly, low, low man on the totem pole, office life, office, offices, position, positions, rank, ranks, perfect addition, perfect additions, hiring, hire, hired, new worker, new employee, new workers, new employees, recruit, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment, hr, human resources, h.r.Hire cartoon 20 of 81
"I'm looking to hire a C.F.O. Anyone interested?"
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job, jobs, job search, hire, hiring, now hiring, contingent work, day laboring, day labouring, day laborer, day labourer, low-skilled work, low-skilled worker, low-skilled workers, c.f.o, chief financial officer, chief financial officers, finance, finance sector, executives, executive, execs, exec, skills shortage, skills shortagesHire cartoon 21 of 81
"O.K., I'm good for I.T.—how about spreadsheets, anybody here good at spreadsheets?"
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office, office life, worker, workers, employee, employees, job, jobs, work, business, businessmen, businessman, manager, managers, hire, hiring, day laborer, day laborers, day labourer, day labourers, workmen, workman, skill, skills, it, i.t., information technology, spreadsheet, spreadsheets, undocumented, contractor, contractors, boss, bosses, parking lot, parking lots, modern life, unemployment, unemployedHire cartoon 22 of 81
"Your resume is remarkably similar to our CEO's."
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"At this point, I'm just happy to still have a job."
Hire cartoon 24 of 81
"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."
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crusade, crusades, crusader, crusaders, battle, historical, historically, feudal, feudalism, peasant, peasants, soldier, soldiers, medieval, warrior, warriors, siege, sieged, sieges, battle, battles, march, marches, marching, vanguard, visgoth, visgoths, goth, goths, the goths, europe, european history, wild card, wild cards, mercenary, mercenaries, game theory, game theories, hired, hire, for money, war, warsHire cartoon 25 of 81
"They tell me you're a nincompoop, Henderson, but you certainly do know how to maintain a crease."
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idiot, idiots, idiocy, priority, priorities, business, hiring, hired, hire, new hire, new job, desk job, business fashion, formal business, business attire, attire, interview, interviewed, press, pressed, suit press, pressed suit, crease, creases, creased, maintain, maintenance, incompetent, incompetence, management, manager, managing, nincompoop, modern life, modern world, talent, talents, value, values, dress, dress the part, fake it, fake it til you make it, employ, employed, new job, new career, congratulationsMore cartoons with the keyword 'hire'