"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."
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"There goes one strange cow."
"Thanks. It's vintage."
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"It's nice, but I never smile like that. I smile like this."
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"He died young."
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"God must have been very pleased."
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A knight wearing a full suit of armor with a doorknocker attached to his chest.
"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "
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"So what are you the earl of?"
"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
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"Security is lax on this side."
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"Truly a magnificent emperor! While Rome burns, Nero plays an instrument that hasn't been invented yet."
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"But Moses, if I let your people go I'll have to let everybody's people go."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, old testament, exodus, book of exodus, moses, pharaoh, pharaohs, egypt, ancient egypt, israelite, people, let go, everybody, government, governments, politics, lithuania, gorbachev, mikhail gorbachev, communism, communist, communists, soviet russia, soviet union, russia, russian, history, historical, lithuanian independence, sovereignty, problem, problems
"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."
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"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."
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"We'll start out by speaking in simple declarative sentences."
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"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"
"All right, who'll start things off with a bid on this magnificent one-of-a-kind fifty-pound rock?"
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King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table
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Easter eggs hidden around Easter Island.
"I was in a different place then."
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Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.
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"You're history, Leonard."
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"Renk just discovered beard oil."
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"People not from here don't understand. It's not a weapon - it's a way of life."