"I was in a different place then."
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"All I'm getting out of him is a lot of profanity."
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"The yellow ones need to be signed, but the pink ones only require initials."
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"You were really great out there!"
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"The siege was yesterday."
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"Your resume is remarkably similar to our CEO's."
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Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure
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"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."
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"You will notice that we are represented by troops from many nations."
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Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs
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"Go back! The place is full of mold!"
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"Well, there was a Malone who tried that in 1942 and won, but, on the other hand, there was a Parker who tried it in '63 and lost."
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"Did I Remember To Close The Drawbridge?"
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