"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."
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"My clients object to the term 'hit men.' They like to think of themselves as a well-regulated militia."
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"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"
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"Make it look like natural selection."
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"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."
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"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."
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A gangster moves papers from the 'bada-bing' box to the 'bada-boom' box.
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My Son the Hit Man.
Tags:hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, hit-man, hit-men, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, assassin, assassins, assassination, assassinations, career path, career paths, career, careers, family life, proud parent, proud parents, disappointed parent, disappointed parents, crimes, criminal career, criminal careers
"So, Doc, what would it take to make my little 'problem' disappear?"
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"The worst part is she was sleeping with the guy she had paid to kill me."
Tags:cheat, cheater, cheaters, divorce, divorced, divorcing, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, hit man, hit men, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling
"Can't Yelp rate dry cleaners in order of how good they keep their mouth shut?"
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Pulp Science Fiction
Attitude adjustment $5.
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"But that's enough about me. Tell me, what do you do?"
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"When did last requests take over our lives?"
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"He used to call me 'Fiorello, the little flower'. So, I had him 'whacked'."
"He's a potential organ donor so be careful when you whack him."
"So, now you don't want him 'whacked'. Do I get a 'kill' fee?"
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"I'm very touched, fellows."
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"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."
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Football players toss a coin at the start of a game while a killer waits for the results.
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"Make it look like nine accidents.'