Hitmen Cartoons

Hitmen Cartoons

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"My clients object to the term 'hit men.' They like to think of themselves as a well-regulated militia."

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"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."

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"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

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"You gotta hand it to Mario - he's a survivor."

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"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

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"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

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"Make it look like natural selection."

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Attitude adjustment $5.

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"So, now you don't want him 'whacked'. Do I get a 'kill' fee?"

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My Son the Hit Man.

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Football players toss a coin at the start of a game while a killer waits for the results.

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"Come on in, kids. The water's fine-just fine."

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"But that's enough about me. Tell me, what do you do?"

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"When did last requests take over our lives?"

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"He used to call me 'Fiorello, the little flower'. So, I had him 'whacked'."

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"God, these throw-pillows are terrible for smothering."

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"He's a potential organ donor so be careful when you whack him."

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Pulp Science Fiction

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A gangster moves papers from the 'bada-bing' box to the 'bada-boom' box.

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"Of course I got rid of the body. Don't you follow me on Twitter?"

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