"Big Tony's Web site—get rid of it."
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"Sorry, Sylvia, but your mother's long-term care has been going on just a little bit too long."
Tags:long-term care, long term care, insurance, mafia, medical insurance, health insurance, medical cover, health cover, insurance policy, medical care, hit, hits, assassination, assassinations, assassin, assassins, mobster, mobsters, insurance company, insurance companies, medical bill, medical bills, healthcare cost, healthcare costs, medical cost, medical costs
"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."
Tags:green, green lifestyle, green lifestyles, green energy, conserve, conserves, conserving, conservation, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, execution, executions, hit, hits, mafia, gangster, gangsters, gang, gangs, mobster, mobsters, mob, organized crime, organised crime, responsibility, recycle, recycles, recycling, conscientious, conscientiousness, stab, stabs, stabbing, stabbings
"No! No! I swear I didn't say nothing!"
Tags:mobster, mobsters, mob hit, mob hits, hit, hits, mafia, killing, killings, murder, murders, sleep with the fishes, sleeps with the fishes, cement shoes, fish, shark, sharks, talk, talks, talking, stoolie, stoolies, canary, canaries, tortures, gangster, gangsters, shark, sharks, drown, drowns, drowning, ichthyologist, ichthyology, ichthyologists
"Cyndi Lauper on four, sir, with a bullet."
Tags:country song, country songs, country, country music, country and western, self-pity, self-pities, self-pitying, sad song, sad songs, mopey, mope, mopes, moping, depressing, depressing song, depressing songs, depression, award, awards, award ceremony, award ceremonies, award winner, award winners, award winning, song, songs, hit, hits, country chart, country chart, country charts
"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."
Eddie (The Sandman) Fasolino
Tags:sleep, sleeps, sleeping, hitman, hit man, mafia, mob, mobs, killer, killers, killing, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, put to sleep, sweet dreams, sandman, nickname, nicknames, nick-name, nick-names, dream, dreams, dreaming, organized crime, hit, hits, whacked, killed, killing, killings
"Did you really just tell me to keep my eye on the ball?"
Tags:hit, hits, hitting, batter, batters, batting, batting coach, batting coaches, instruction, instructions, little league, little leagues, eye on the ball, basic, basic instruction, basic instructions, hit, hits, hitting, hitting coach, hitting coaches, batter, batters, on deck, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, condescend, condescends, condescending, condescension, obvious
"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, meatloaf, meat loaf, hit, hits, hit it out of the park, baseball, home run, home runs, sport, sports, metaphor, metaphors
Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time
Tags:elevator, elevators, hit, hits, song collection, song collections, lift, lifts, elevator music, best of, greatest hits, greatest hits collection, greatest hits collections, awkward, social situation, social situations, workday, workdays, work day, work days, familiar situation, familiar situations, familiar, familiarity
Parachuting with Concrete Shoes
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"I'm about to enter an area of poor reception."
Tags:reception, bad reception, poor reception, bad reception area, poor reception areas, cement shoes, mobster, mobsters, mob, mobs, mafia, mafioso, hit, hits, whacked, murder, murders, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, service area, coverage, sleep with the fishes, sleeps with the fishes, understatement, understatements, understating
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"I'm very touched, fellows."
Tags:mafia, mafia member, mafia leader, mafia leaders, birthday, birthdays, birthday card, birthday cards, birthday gift, birthday gifts, birthday present, birthday presents, touching, touched, perfect gift, perfect present, witness, witnesses, killing, killings, murder, murders, hit man, hit men, hit, hits, whacked, mobster, mobsters, organized crime, organised crime, crime boss, crime bosses, mob boss, mob bosses, crime syndicate, crime syndicates
"You're not too big for me to use this!"
"Running Deer sends his regrets."
"As soon as those rug samples come back from the lab I want to get them over to my decorator."
Tags:rug, rugs, rug sample, rug samples, carpet, carpets, carpet sample, carpet samples, decorate, decorates, decorator, decorators, interior decorator, interior decorators, interior decoration, interior decorations, hit, hits, mob hit, mob hits, whacked, shooting, shootings, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, priority, priorities, distracted, distraction, distractions
"Pull over and let me drive - you're too drunk to hit anyone."
Tags:drunk, drunks, drunk driving, drunk driver, drunk drivers, hit, hits, hitting, bumpercar, bumpercars, bumper car, bumper cars, carnival, carnivals, carnival ride, carnival rides, amusement park, amusement parks, amusement park ride, amusement park rides, drink driving, drink driver, drink drivers, sober, skill, skills, game of skill, games of skill, take the wheel, takes the wheel, taking the wheel, irresponsible, irresponsibility
A visually impaired man with a white cane accidentally kills pigeons
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"Touch that dial, Meatball, and I'll have Paulie pop ya before we hit the tunnel."
Mulligan's first mulligan.
"It's all right. I was granted immunity."
A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man
Tags:cat, cats, kitty, kitties, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, crazy cat person, crazy cat people, sleep, sleeping, snooze, snoozing, nap, naps, cat nap, cat naps, art, artist, artists, draw, drawing, paint, painting, painter, painters, idea, ideas, hit, hits, knocked out, knock out
"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"