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"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."
A store clerk files greeting cards for different types of moms
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"I told you not to order the Zamboni."
Tags:ice, ice cleaner, ice resurfacer, ice skating, ice skate, ice rink, ice hockey, ice hockey rink, hockey, italian, food, foods, restaurant, restaurants, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, couple, couples, bad idea, word play, play on words, accident, misspoke, control freak, control freaks, nag, nagging
"What's wrong with that quiet little table for two in front of the Rangers game?"
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"Good beard."..."Nice beard."..."Good beard."..."Great beard."..."Good beard."
Tags:hockey, hockey players, hockey player, hockey teams, hockey game, sports, sport players, sport teams, athlete, athletes, athletics, sportsmanship, team members, compliment, compliments, complimenting, friendly, courtesy, courteous, handshake, handshakes, handshake line, handshake lines, playoff, playoffs, sporting tradition, sporting traditions, beard, beards, bearded, facial hair, assimilation, men complimenting each other, men complimenting
"I'm not much of a baseball-strike fan. I'm more of a hockey-strike fan."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, sport, sports, hockey, baseball, strike, strikes, striking, fan, fans, player, players, athlete, athletes, management, lockout, lockouts, labor relations, labour relations, union, unions, collective bargaining, labour dispute, labor disputes, league, leagues, team, teams, labor negotiations, labour negotiations
The Death Penalty Box
Tags:sport, sports, hockey, ice hockey, player, players, athlete, athletes, penalty, penalties, penalty box, penalty boxes, ref, refs, referee, referees, official, officials, death, harsh, death penalty, execution, executions, capital punishment, punishments, rule, rules, electric chair, electric chairs, word play, wordplay, black humor, black humour, dark humour, dark humor, sportsmanship, breaking the rules
"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."
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"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"
"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"
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"Use a hockey stick – make it look like a game."