"In my practice, I prefer to treat the whole hog."
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"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."
"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."
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A pig mourns her husband at a funeral as the guests eat.
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"I'm not hog wild about either of them."
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"Say, where's the hogwash?"
"It's called 'Eau De Sty', by Countess Slopbucket."
"Now, get down to accounting and find some truffles."
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"How nice. A truffle."
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If Pigs Could Fly
"Forget it, Shamus, you won't find any truffles hanging around this dump."
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"Have you ever wondered why we're carbo-loading when we don't run marathons?"
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The fourth little pig
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"Got over the house of straw."
Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions