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"My family likes to set up our grudges at Thanksgiving, stew over them through December, then take our revenge at Christmas."
Captain Ahab selects a white lobster.
Enemies of Bill W. Pub
"If we die, I want you to know Tim. I'm still super pissed you told Karen that I hooked up with Angela."
"And lastly, I'd just like to say a big '*&$@' you to Mrs. Peters, my fourth grade teacher."
"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."