Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure
Tags:animal, animals, squirrel, squirrels, pirate, pirates, dig, digging, hole, holes, search, searching, buried, bury, treasure, buried treasure, x marks the spot, x-marks-the-spot, map, maps, treasure map, treasure maps, hunting, hunt, searching, search, looking, look, captain, captains, eye patch, eye patches, peg leg, peg legs, shovel, shovels, shoveling, shovelling, park, parks, hook, hooks, strange, unusual
"Security is lax on this side."
Tags:peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, serfdom, landsknecht, knight, knights, horseman, horsemen, cavalry, cavalier, cavalries, cavalry men, professional, professionalism, professionals, horseback, medieval, melee, flail, flails, plunder, plundering, plundered, raid, raided, raiding, efficiency, efficiency, cruel, cruelty, persevere, persevering, perseverance, tragic, mace, maces, historical, class, class struggle, security, siege, sieges, secure, safe, safety, lax, prioritised, priorities, focus, focussing, focusing, filling the gaps, gaps, hole, holes, gap
"That's the couple rushing in to fill the void left by the Renfrew's divorce."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, introductions, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, friend, friends, friendship, friendship group, circle of friends, social circle, social circles, friend group, friend groups, social set, social status, void, voids, hole, holes, gossip, gossiping
"Let me just tap this in, Greg, then you can putt out."
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golf club, golf clubs, golf green, golf greens, hole, holes, golf ball, golf balls, golf course, golf courses, putter, putters, flag, flags, put, putting, tap, frustrated, frustration, anger, angry, anger management, competition, competitive, too competitive, sportsmanship, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, pistol, pistols, fire, shoot, shooting, making par, gentleman's sport, gentleman's game, man, men
Trompe L'Oeil Mouse Holes
"If we dig deep enough, they say, we can go all the way to China or Hong Kong but not, at this point, to Taiwan."
Tags:ice fishing, ice fisher, ice fishers, whaler, whaling, whale, word play, hunting, hunter, hunted, whales, arctic, arctic life, arctic circle, hole, holes, hole in the ice, size, sizes, waiting, wait, patience, patient, fishing, fisher, angler, anglers, angling, harpoon, harpoons, arctic landscape, arctic landscapes
"You're playing with your food again, Eugene!"
Tags:animal, animals, mice, mouse, food, foodie, foodies, vermin, rat, rats, stereotype, stereotypes, cheese, swiss cheese, hole, holes, play with food, playing with your food, food lover, food lovers, visual gag, literal, literally, literal joke, stuck, perfect fit, word play, play on words, word-play, subvert, subverted, cliche, cliches
A Golfer's Funeral
Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile
Tags:cat, cats, mouse, mice, mousehold, hole, holes, pet, pets, vermin, vermins, rodent, rodents, rocket, rockets, torpedo, torpedoes, missile, missiles, missile launch, bomb, bombs, war, weapons, weapon, weaponry, weapons of mass destruction, womd, violence, machinery of war, war machine, war machines, desperate measures, defend, defending, defense, defence, defensive
A Hole in the Dike
Tags:archer, archery, bow and arrow, missed target, target, targets, targeting, hole, holes, leak, leaks, dike, dikes, dutch dike, dutch dikes, dam, dams, levee, levees, mistake, mistakes, the hero of haarlem, the boy and the dike, hans brinker, the silver skates, windmill, windmills, flood, flooding, floods, blame, blameless, consequences
"You sound like you're on speakerphone."
Tags:desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the dessert, hole, holes, ditch, ditches, sound, sounds, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, speakerphone, speakerphones
The Five Burrows.
Tags:animal, animals, rodent, rodents, squirrel, squirrels, groundhog, groundhogs, mouse, mice, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, woodchuck, woodchucks, mole, moles, possum, possums, opossum, opossums, underground, burrow, burrows, burrowing, tunnel, tunnels, hole, holes, habitat, habitats, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhood, neighborhoods, borough, boroghs, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, manhattan, brooklyn, queens, the bronx, staten island, real estate, property, properties, wordplay, word play, play on words
"I'm just trying to earn enough to fix the hole in my cup."
"This is the hole that separates the women from the girls."
Tags:word play, word-play, play on words, lingo, slang, jargon, jargons, golf, golfing, masculine, masculinity, golf course, hole, holes, tee, tees, bunker, bunkers, water, water hazard, reverse, reversed, reversal, reversals, inverted, invert, subvert, subverted, subverting, subverts, leisure, women, woman, girl, girlgang, girl gang
"I drill holes mainly to store aspirins."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, woodpecker, woodpeckers, drilling, hole, holes, pecking, aspirin, aspirins, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, medication, medications, pill, pills, medical, health, storing, storage, headache, headaches, migraine, migraines
"It's from my Swiss account."
Tags:literal, literally, cheese, cheeses, holey cheese, hole, holes, swiss, swiss cheese, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, swiss cheeses, traditional, pun, puns, visual gag, visual joke, word play, play on words, word-play, pay, payment, bank, banks, banking, foreign investment, overseas, cheque, check, cheques, checks, check book, cheque book, paid
"Will you please cut the 'Alas, poor Yorick' bit and open that chest?"
Tags:hamlet, act 5, shakespeare, william shakespeare, play, plays, literature, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, unwilling audience, acting, actor, actors, aspiring actor, aspiring actors, skull, skulls, bone, bones, skeleton, skeletons, hole, holes, treasure, treasure chest, treasure chests, chest, chests, box, boxes, pirate, pirates, fooling around, wasting time, alas poor yorick, posing, pose, poses, drama, dramatic
Tags:conversation, conversations, conversation pit, conversation pits, awkward conversation, awkward conversations, talk, talking, small talk, awkward chitchat, making small talk, chatter, pitfall, pitfalls, endless, endlessness, no end in sight, awkward, awkwardness, pit, pits, hole, holes, digging a hole, dug a hole
"Why are you still digging the hole?"