"It's your grandparents, claiming their visitation rights."
"Why don't we make it simple this year, and just give everyone the finger?"
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"It starts earlier every year."
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"Yes, I'm somewhat depressed, but seasonally adjusted I'm probably happy enough."
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"Catherine would like to share some holiday thoughts with us on the subject of gender-neutral toys."
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JANUARY 3RD AT ROCKEFELLER CENTER.
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"My family likes to set up our grudges at Thanksgiving, stew over them through December, then take our revenge at Christmas."
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A snowman in a snow glob melts.
A man works in a snow globe.
Please give so I don't have to sell reindeer blood for wine money.
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The Incorrectness of Santa
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"I'll be glad when the holidays are over."
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The Fall Collection
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Other Patron Saints of Christmas
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"Cherish this moment, because clearly our parents are getting a divorce."
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"The takeaway tonight is 'Thanks.' "
During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.
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"First of all, this conversation never happened."
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"Oh, how thoughtful! You brought the Sears catalog with you!"
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Thanksgiving Boxing Ring
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A dinosaur looks into a mailbox
Children line up to talk to Santa
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"Nope, no New Year's resolutions for me this year—I'm still working on a backlog dating from '87."
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