"Why don't we make it simple this year, and just give everyone the finger?"
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"Yes, I'm somewhat depressed, but seasonally adjusted I'm probably happy enough."
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A snowman in a snow glob melts.
A man works in a snow globe.
The Fall Collection
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"Cherish this moment, because clearly our parents are getting a divorce."
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During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.
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"Oh, how thoughtful! You brought the Sears catalog with you!"
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The John Cage Carollers
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"Your entire family has the flu, and they won't be coming home for Christmas!"
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"Not one crummy Valentine."
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"Mail is running three to one against our Christmas newsletter."
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"They do have a calming presence."
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"You never know what will catch on!"
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Answers to the Most Frequently Asked Questions About Thanksgiving
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
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The holidays start earlier every year
The holidays start earlier every year