Holidays Cartoons

"O.K., the third of July is out. How about the fourth?"

"What a pity the season had to end like this!"

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Let's try one without smiling."

"Finding myself between a roc and a hard place...,"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

Man takes beach vacation at home.

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

"Kids, your mother and I have spent so much money on health insurance this year that instead of vacation we're all going to go in for elective surgery."

"We're just here for a few days to get our names crudely Anglicized, do some shopping, sightseeing—stuff like that."

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

Getting Back to Normal for Idiots

"Would you mind?"

"Lookin' good, Frosty!"

"It starts earlier every year."

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

"We made good time. We're already in the valley of the shadow of death."

"Yes, I'm somewhat depressed, but seasonally adjusted I'm probably happy enough."