"He seems an awful lot bigger in his movies."
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"I just don't think a giant flaming blob of alien ectoplasm would say that."
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"All right, so I missed your soccer game. But didn't my assistant send you a lovely fruit basket?"
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Welcome to Hollywood
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"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."
"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."
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'The Final Merger'
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Sex and the City: The Final Chapter
Jaws phones his agent.
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"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."
"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."
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"I still compose my tweets in longhand on a yellow legal pad."
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Hollywood Think Tank
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"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."
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"Just got the script from the focus group. Fabulous!"
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"Daddy, tell me a pilot."
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"When you say 'my people,' do you mean your tribe or your reps?"
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"You need a transplant, but there are very few good parts for middle-aged women."
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"Sorry to crash the party, folks, but all the little people that made it happen were just discovered buried in a shallow grave outside Bakersfield."
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"Before you get comfortable, hon - Bette Davis is twins in this one."
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"What do I do? I'm a film remaker."
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"Tell me again—which blond actress is she the blond-actress daughter of?"
Los Angeles 250 Miles
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"There are probably a lot of great bravery workshops out there."
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