Tags:suburban, suburbia, the suburbs, doorman, doormen, door person, door people, middle class, middle class life, butler, butlers, real estate, home, homes, awning, awning, welcome, welcomes, welcoming, entrance, entrances, impression, making an impression, keeping up appearances, show off, showing off, show-off
"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."
Tags:rental, renting, renter, rents, rent, refurbish, refurbishing, refurbishment, refurbishments, do up, doer upper, tear-down, tear down, torn down, house, housing, home, homes, home owner, home owners, home ownership, letting, let, estate agent, real estate, realtor, realtors, demolition, demolish, demolished
"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."
"Here's where all the worries of the world have been seeping into your home."
Tags:renovation, renovate, renovates, renovated, maintenance, maintenance man, maintenance guy, maintenance men, home, home owner, home owners, property, property ladder, dread, existential, existential dread, worry, worries, worries of the world, crack, cracks, diy, repair, repairs, work done, have work done, home improvement
"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."
Tags:sand, sands, sandcastle, sand castle, sand castles, sandcastles, build, building, builder, consturction, house flipping, house flipper, flipping, flip it, flipper, fixer upper, invest, investment, property ladder, real estate, realtor, realtors, sale, sales, architecture, architect, beach, beaches, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, seaside, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, house, new house, now home, home, homes, kid, kids, child
"I'm starting to think stripes."
Tags:stripe, striped, stripes, stripy, spot, spots, spotted, spotty, dot, dots, dotted, dotty, decor, decoration, decorative, interior, interiors, interior decor, interior decoration, interior design, design, designs, designed, women, woman, indecisive, furniture, upholstery, matching, home, homes, house, houses, home owner, home owners, home ownership
"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."
Tags:santa, santa claus, kris kringle, father christmas, saint nick, st nicholas, saint nicholas, st nick, pelznickel, mr claus, mrs claus, hannukkah, gift, gifts, present, presents, friend, friends, jewish, christian, christians, judaism, christianity, realistic, realism, gifting, second temple, home, marriage, home life, shpasik, jtoons
"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."
Tags:turtle, turtles, lizard, lizards, salamander, salamanders, reptile, reptiles, homeowner, homeowners, value, values, lose value, losing value, bad investment, bad investments, investment, investments, crash, crashes, crashing, market crash, market crashes, home, homes, house, houses, real estate, real estate investment, real estate investments
"I'm not a guru. I'm just hanging out here till my renovation is done."
"Do you think I wanted to get the paper towels with the ugly borders?"
Tags:domestic, domestic life, domestic bliss, married couple, married, married life, grocery, groceries, marriage, old married couple, household, house, houses, home, homely, household chores, chore, chores, paper towel, paper towels, shopping, shopped, men, man, husband, husbands, husbands and wives, wife, wives, nag, nagged, nagging, nags, fishwife
"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
Tags:selling, sales, sold, sells, seller, real estate, house, housing, home, homes, organ, organs, kidney, kidneys, selling kidneys, desperate, desperately, bargain, bargaining, bargains, barter, barters, buying, buys, buyer, estate agent, real estate agent, estate agents, real estate agents, realtor, realtors, organ donation, housing market, anxious, overanxious, house price, house prices, crash, 2008 crash, housing bubble, bubble, housing bubbles, bubbles
Many walks past "Beware of our lawyer".
Tags:home, homes, house, houses, security, guard dog, guard dogs, guard, guards, beware, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, fence, fences, protection, guarding, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, litigation, litigious, lawsuit, lawsuits, home security, personal security, crime
"It's nice, but is there room to swing a cat?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, doghouse, dog houses, dog house, doghouses, property, properties, real estate, house, houses, home, homes, small, tiny, cat, cats, no room to swing a cat, expression, expressions
"So make me an offer."
Tags:turtle, turtles, salamander, salamanders, lizard, lizards, homeowner, homeowners, home buyer, home buyers, home, homes, hunt, hunts, hunting, house, houses, house hunting, house hunter, house hunters, shell, shells, exposed, feeling exposed, offer, offers, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, price, prices, real estate, estate agent, estate agents, letting agent, letting agents, real estate agent, real estate agents
God Bless Our Asking Price
"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"
Tags:fixer-upper, fixer-uppers, diy, do-it-yourself, strain, strains, repair, repairs, home repair, home repairs, test of marriage, marital test, marital tests, stressor, stressors, stress, stresses, couples therapist, couples therapists, couples therapy, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, estate agent, estate agents, apartment hunt, apartment hunts, home, home buyer, home buyers, new home, strong marriage, good marriage
"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."
Tags:mortgage, mortgages, adjustable rate, adjustable-rate, desert, deserted, shack, house, houses, country, countries, home, homes, economy, housing market, real estate, finance, finances, money, worries, worrying, desert, deserts, adjustable rate mortgage, repossess, foreclose, foreclosure, useless, pointless, pity, pitied worry, crash, foreclosed
"Here's the deal, Kim. I pick up eggs and butter, but no dry cleaning."
Tags:broker, brokers, marriage, married life, husband, husbands, shopping, men, man, negotiate, negotiating, negotiation, negotiation skills, call, calls, wife, wives, groceries, grocery, home, housewife, grocery shopping, metropolitan, metropolitan life, urban life, urban, seedy, sleazy, businessman, businessmen, never off the clock, workaholic, work a holic, work-a-holic, work addiction, exec, execs, deal, deals, art of the deal, wheeler dealer, movie, movies, film, films, chores, chore, relationship, relationship building, relationships
"It's time for us to go back to Sixty-fifth and Third, Richard."
Madison Avenue and Maple Street
Tags:madison avenue, wall street, new york, new york city, urban, urban environment, urban environments, suburb, suburbs, suburban, skyscraper, skyscrapers, abrupt, abrupt transition, abrupt transitions, transition, transitions, transitioning, house, houses, home, homes, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods
"The microwave is smart, but the refrigerator is woke."
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, home, homes, house, houses, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, appliance, appliances, smart, smart appliance, smart appliances, technology, microwave, microwaves, refrigerator, refrigerators, fridge, fridges, woke, social justice warrior, social justice warriors, sjw, sjws, social justice, racial justice, justice, activism, activist, activists, hashtag, hashtags, modern life
"There are some words I will not tolerate in this house-and 'awesome' is one of them."
Tags:word, words, slang, slang term, slang terms, tolerate, tolerates, toleration, awesome, intolerant, frustration, frustrations, frustrated, home, homes, father, fathers, parent, parents, english, proper english, speaker, speakers, speaking, speak properly, speaking properly, slang word, slang words, house rules, house rule, rule, rules, strict
"I know how expensive women's shoes are, but take the goddam jewelry!"
"I want the whole thing gutted."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, daughter, daughters, girl, girls, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, doll, dolls, dollhouse, dollhouses, toy, toys, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, renovating, renovation, renovations, gutted, gutting, house, houses, home, homes, property, properties, real estate, contractor, contractors, construction, word play, wordplay