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The Burbs

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

"Here's where all the worries of the world have been seeping into your home."

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

Birdhouse Garage

"I'm not a guru. I'm just hanging out here till my renovation is done."

"Do you think I wanted to get the paper towels with the ugly borders?"

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

Many walks past "Beware of our lawyer".

"It's nice, but is there room to swing a cat?"

"So make me an offer."

God Bless Our Asking Price

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

"Here's the deal, Kim. I pick up eggs and butter, but no dry cleaning."

"It's time for us to go back to Sixty-fifth and Third, Richard."

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

"The microwave is smart, but the refrigerator is woke."

"There are some words I will not tolerate in this house-and 'awesome' is one of them."

"I know how expensive women's shoes are, but take the goddam jewelry!"

"I want the whole thing gutted."