Home Décor Cartoons

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"Howard lives his life, and I live mine."

"See? Isn't this better than being happy?"

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I want the whole thing gutted."

If you give a mouse a fancy pillow.

"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."

"You know your dog better than I do."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Demand for reclaimed barn wood causes wave of new barn construction.

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"I hope you sat me next to someone who wants to hear all about my bathroom renovation."

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"God, these throw-pillows are terrible for smothering."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Every day I live in fear that our jobs will be replaced by pillows."

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

Attack of the Creeping Doily

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."