"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."
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shopping, retail, housewares, home goods, home decor, decorations, decoration, pillow, pillows, throw pillows, throw pillow, cushion, cushions, screaming, screaming into, sleeping, anger management, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, mental health, customer service, types of pillows, anger, clerk, clerks, staff"See? Isn't this better than being happy?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, unhappy, happiness, happy, money, rich, wealth, wealthy, luxury, luxurious, opulent, lavish, beautiful, psychology, mental health, depression, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, decorating, money can't buy happiness"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."
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technology, 3d, 3-d, three-dimensional, printer, printers, printing, furniture, too far, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, addicted, addiction, addict, addicts, regret, regrets, regretting, wish, wishes, wishing, bad idea, bad ideas, modern life, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"
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improve, improvement, improvements, improved, better, interior design, interior decorating, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, renovation, renovations, renovated, changed, change, changes, changing, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, changed man, newlywed, newlyweds, new wife, new wives, new house, new home, man, men"I want the whole thing gutted."
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kid, kids, child, children, daughter, daughters, girl, girls, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, doll, dolls, dollhouse, dollhouses, toy, toys, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, renovating, renovation, renovations, gutted, gutting, house, houses, home, homes, property, properties, real estate, contractor, contractors, construction, word play, wordplayIf you give a mouse a fancy pillow.
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book, books, children's book, children's books, literature, animal, animals, mouse, mice, fancy, pillow, pillows, home decor, furniture, sofa, sofa, mcmansion, husband, husbands, friend, friends, investment banker, investment bankers, money, social status, social class, social ladder, social climber, social climbers, gold digger, gold diggers"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, nest, nests, built, feather, feathers, feathering, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, fair, fairness, equality, finances, money, personal finances, breadwinner, breadwinners, home, homes, house, houses, furniture, furnishings, home decor, interior design, interior decorating, responsibility, responsibilities"You know your dog better than I do."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pillow, pillows, shopping, decorative pillow, decorative pillows, throw pillow, throw pillows, cushion, cushions, opinion, opinions, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decoration, decorations, spoiled, woman, women, dog bed, dog beds'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'
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prom, proms, dance, dances, dress, dresses, prom dress, prom dresses, clothes, clothing, fashion, style, trend, trends, trendy, lampshade, lampshade, lamp, lamps, womenswear, women's clothing, women's clothes, furniture, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, decorating, recycling, recycle, reuse, reusing, teen, teens, teenager, high school, woman, women"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."
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design, designs, designer, designers, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, renovation, renovations, renovating, lived in, house, houses, home, homes, real estate, property, properties"I hope you sat me next to someone who wants to hear all about my bathroom renovation."
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party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, seat, seats, seating, small talk, dinner partner, dinner partners, bathroom, bathrooms, washroom, washrooms, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, renovating, renovation, renovations, redecorating, home decor, boring, dull, uninteresting, lame, conversation, conversations, property, properties"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, family law, country, rural, farmhouse, farmhouses, feeling, feelings, decor, home decor, decoration, decorations, trend, trends, trendy, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, modern life"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."
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apartment, apartments, apartment building, apartment buildings, flat, flats, tower block, tower blocks, tacky, tackiness, standards, high standards, upper class, upper classes, stand out, stands out, standing out, individual, individuals, individuality, stick out, sticks out, sticking out, rebel, rebels, home, homes, homey, decoration, decorations, home decor, co-op, co-ops, cooperative, cooperatives, housing cooperative, housing cooperatives, strict, strict rules"God, these throw-pillows are terrible for smothering."
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mob, mobster, mobsters, mafia, gang, gangster, gangsters, hitman, hitmen, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, killer, killers, kill, killing, smother, smothering, suffocate, suffocating, death, crime, victim, victims, bed, beds, sleeping, asleep, pillow, pillows, throw-pillow, throw pillow, throw-pillows, throw pillows, cushion, cushions, decorative pillow, decorative pillows, home decor, interior design, useless"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."
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art, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, painting, paintings, painter, painters, studio, studios, workshop, workshops, framing, framer, framers, framing, women, woman, suitable, decor, home decor, decoration, decorations, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorating, art appraiser, art appraisers, critique, critic, critics, critical, critical eye"Every day I live in fear that our jobs will be replaced by pillows."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, pillow, pillows, throw pillow, throw pillows, cushion, cushions, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, job, jobs, unemployment, replaced, work, couch, couches, sofa, sofas"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"
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bed, beds, bedtime, pillow, pillows, throw pillow, throw pillows, decorative pillow, decorative pillows, home decor, decoration, decorations, cushion, cushions, scatter cushion, scatter cushions, big, large, oversized, interior design, trend, trends, fad, fads, style, home, homes, design, designs"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."
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trompe l'oeil, trompe-l'oeil, trick-of-the-eye, trick of the eye, optical illusion, optical illusions, illusion, illusions, effect, effects, realistic, art, painting, paintings, mural, murals, wall, walls, wall socket, wall sockets, socket, sockets, plug, plus, outlet, outlets, electrical outlet, electrical outlets, interior design, design, designs, home decor, decoration, decorations"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, beaver, beavers, dam, dams, building, constructing, material, materials, construction, tree, trees, wood, maple, home, homes, houses, house, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, interior, interiors, exterior, exteriors, renovating, renovation, renovations"I'll bet there's a story there."
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marriage, marriages, married life, married lives, long term relationship, long-term-relationships, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, partners, partner, significant other, significant others, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, dating troubles, dating life, taxidermy, taxidermist, taxidermists, trophy, trophies, mounted trophy, mounted trophies, home decor, home decors, decoration, decorations, divorce, divorce attorney, divorce attorneys, separation, separationsAttack of the Creeping Doily
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doily, doilies, modern, modernist, modernists, modernism, decor, decoration, decorations, home decor, home decorator, home decorators, living room, living rooms, out of place, bad taste, tradition, traditions, traditional, charm, charms, charming, homey, dated, outdated, out of dated, clash, clashes, clashing, go together, goes together, going together, fit, fits, fitting, fit in, fits in, fitting in"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, disagreement, disagreements, shopping, furniture, furniture shopping, new furniture, picking out furniture, armchair, armchairs, recliner, recliners, tacky, chair, chairs, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, woman, women, men, man, stereotype, stereotypes