"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."
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"Here's where all the worries of the world have been seeping into your home."
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"I'm starting to think stripes."
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"Someday, son, all this will be mine."
"Can't you just see us sitting here every morning with our coffee, gazing out the window and worrying about how to pay the mortgage?"
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"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
Tags:fence, fences, wall, walls, garden, gardens, inside, indoors, home, homes, house, houses, gardening, gardeners, gardener, neighbour, neighbor, neighbors, neighbours, nosey, nosy, men, man, husband, husbands, home owner, home owners, neighborhood, neighbourhood, leaf, leaves, leaf problem, rake, raking, rakes, hell, hellish, hells, satan, satanic, devil, the devil, devils, demon, demons, punished, punishments, religious imagery
The Horn Of Extra Square Footage
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New Colors 2015
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"Throw in one of those brochures about refinancing my home."
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"We wanted a design that would reflect how much money we have."
Tags:rich, rich people, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, pretentious, snob, snobs, obnoxious, architecture, design, architect, architects, home, homes, house, houses, money, show off, showing off, brag, bragging, property, home owner, home owners, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents
Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse
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"Whoa, someone's been doing some gathering."
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, married, married life, marriage, interior, interiors, decor, decoration, decorating, interior decor, furniture, word play, play on words, word-play, hunter gatherer, home, homes, house, houses, home owner, home ownership, interior design
Do you like to talk about Real Estate? Like to meet other men and women who do? Dial the... REAL-ESTATE HOTLINE
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Tags:divorce, divorces, divorcing, yard sale, yard sales, split up, splits up, splitting up, break up, breaks up, breaking up, fundraiser, fundraisers, fundraising, bad marriage, bad marriages, breakup, breakups, homeowner, homeowners, home owner, home owners, alimony, settlement, settlements, settle, settles, settling
"I understand the house is a mess inside."
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"Bad news- that's just for the lawn."
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"Did I Remember To Close The Drawbridge?"
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"How come you never hang out by the fence anymore?"
Tags:fence, fences, wall, walls, garden, gardens, inside, indoors, home, homes, house, houses, gardening, gardeners, gardener, neighbour, neighbor, neighbors, neighbours, nosey, nosy, men, man, husband, husbands, home owner, home owners, neighborhood, neighbourhood, weird, strange, stalked, stalk, stalking, creep, creepy
Avoiding A Mouse Problem
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"We must be paying too much for our mortgage - the bank just named us 'Borrowers of the Month."
Your home remodel team: architect, contractor, couples therapist
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"Oh, thank God!"
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