"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."
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"Here's where all the worries of the world have been seeping into your home."
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"I'm starting to think stripes."
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"Someday, son, all this will be mine."
"Can't you just see us sitting here every morning with our coffee, gazing out the window and worrying about how to pay the mortgage?"
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"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
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The Horn Of Extra Square Footage
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New Colors 2015
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"Throw in one of those brochures about refinancing my home."
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"We wanted a design that would reflect how much money we have."
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Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse
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Tags:divorce, divorces, divorcing, yard sale, yard sales, split up, splits up, splitting up, break up, breaks up, breaking up, fundraiser, fundraisers, fundraising, bad marriage, bad marriages, breakup, breakups, homeowner, homeowners, home owner, home owners, alimony, settlement, settlements, settle, settles, settling
"I understand the house is a mess inside."
"Bad news- that's just for the lawn."
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"I could show you folks how to tap into your hovel's equity."
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"I think you can really picture yourself struggling to make payments here."
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"How come you never hang out by the fence anymore?"
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"We must be paying too much for our mortgage - the bank just named us 'Borrowers of the Month."
Your home remodel team: architect, contractor, couples therapist
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"Oh, thank God!"
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