"Could you take your finger off the pulse for one moment and let me know what you'd like for dinner?"
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"Now that I've moved my files down here to the basement, we'll be able to spend a lot more time together."
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"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."
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"I ate all the wrong things today."
A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.
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"Oh Mommy, don't you wish it were real."
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"I didn't go to the office today. I went to the zoo."
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"All I know is I bought one of Martha Stewart's candles once and it was lovely."
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A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J
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A genie helps a man fold laundry.
Martha Stewart Makes Primordial Soup
"People! Do you want to merely frighten, or do you want to impress?"
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"My Chilean monkey flower is just sitting there doing nothing."
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"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."
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Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf
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A man and woman look at a statue of an older looking woman with a mixing bowl and apron titled "The Baleboosteh".
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Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe
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Watch out for number one.
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The Imperfect Hostess
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"Are you completely naked now?"
"I can tell it's new because it's alive."
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