Honest Cartoons

Honest Cartoons

Honest cartoon 1 of 113

Honest cartoon

"Worst-case scenario? The renovation goes three years and two million dollars over budget, one of you bludgeons me to death with my own hammer, and you both get the electric chair."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Honest cartoon 2 of 113

Honest cartoon

"Honesty is the best policy, Fernbaugh, but it's not company policy."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Honest cartoon 3 of 113

Honest cartoon

"Remember when I said I was going to be honest with you, Jeff? That was a big, fat lie."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Honest cartoon 4 of 113

Honest cartoon

"We're ready to begin the next phase of keeping things exactly the way they are."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Honest cartoon 5 of 113

Honest cartoon

A man seeking truth encounters a clown.

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Honest cartoon 6 of 113

Honest cartoon

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Honest cartoon 7 of 113

Honest cartoon

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Honest cartoon 8 of 113

Honest cartoon

"I took aim, pulled the trigger, and then, suddenly, shots rang out."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Honest cartoon 9 of 113

Honest cartoon

"I aspired to authenticity, but I never got beyond verisimilitude."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Honest cartoon 10 of 113

Honest cartoon

"I'm rich, you're thin. Together, we're perfect."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Honest cartoon 11 of 113

Honest cartoon

"Before we begin, I think you should all know that I once smoked a reefer in 1935."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Honest cartoon 12 of 113

Honest cartoon

"Let's go to that new place where they club something to death and cook it for you right there."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Honest cartoon 13 of 113

Honest cartoon

"I lied when I told you I shave my head."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Honest cartoon 14 of 113

Honest cartoon

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Honest cartoon 15 of 113

Honest cartoon

"All right, I lied to you. All governments lie!"

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Honest cartoon 16 of 113

Honest cartoon

"The chef suggests you help him unload last week's salmon."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Honest cartoon 17 of 113

Honest cartoon

"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Honest cartoon 18 of 113

Honest cartoon

Self-Help: 2015

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Honest cartoon 19 of 113

Honest cartoon

"I'm looking to hire someone who can be acquiescent without making me uncomfortably aware of it."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Honest cartoon 20 of 113

Honest cartoon

"He tells it like it is."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Honest cartoon 21 of 113

Honest cartoon

Asexual Harassment

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Honest cartoon 22 of 113

Honest cartoon

Tactless Abe

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Honest cartoon 23 of 113

Honest cartoon

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Honest cartoon 24 of 113

Honest cartoon

This week, House Manager Blowviatt has been asked to avoid the appearance of playing to the cameras.

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Honest cartoon 25 of 113

Honest cartoon

"I want you to be able to feel that you can hide anything from me."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

More cartoons with the keyword 'honest'