Honest Cartoons

"Worst-case scenario? The renovation goes three years and two million dollars over budget, one of you bludgeons me to death with my own hammer, and you both get the electric chair."

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
Search ID:
CC134379
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3265x2743 pixels (unwatermarked)
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worst case scenario, worst case scenarios, renovation, renovations, renovate, renovator, renovators, construction, remodel, remodels, remodelling, worst case, builder, builders, construction worker, construction workers, bad news, nightmare, nightmares, murder, murders, capital punishment, honest, honesty, blunt

"Honesty is the best policy, Fernbaugh, but it's not company policy."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC32129
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1861x1601 pixels (unwatermarked)
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honesty is the best policy, honest, honestness, honesty, company policy, company policies, dishonest, dishonesty, corporate culture, corporate environment, corporate environments, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, boss, bosses, reprimand, reprimands

"Remember when I said I was going to be honest with you, Jeff? That was a big, fat lie."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC43190
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1999x1719 pixels (unwatermarked)
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honest, honesty, lie, lies, lying, white lie, white lies, expectation, expectations, sincerity, insincere, sincere, truth, truthteller, truthtellers, truthtelling, truth teller, truth tellers, truth telling, falsehood, falsehoods, false, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, 1 to 1, one to one, 1 2 1

"We're ready to begin the next phase of keeping things exactly the way they are."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC134673
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3011x2950 pixels (unwatermarked)
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office, offices, pointless, change, changes, internal change, business, businesses, manage, managers, management, managerial, managing, supervise, supervisory, supervisor, supervisors, supervises, bureaucrat, bureaucratic, organise, organised, reorganised, structure, restructure, restructured, honest, honesty, blunt, bluntness, frank, frankness

A man seeking truth encounters a clown.

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC124263
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5542x3212 pixels (unwatermarked)
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truth, wisdom, honest, honesty, sincere, sincerity, guru, gurus, spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, journey, journeys, enlightenment, enlightenment seeker, enlightenment seekers, wise, clown, clowns, truth seeker, truth seekers, pilgrim, pilgrims, spirituality, spiritual, philosophy, philosopher, comedy, comedy value

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC122850
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3330x2880 pixels (unwatermarked)
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pollster, pollsters, opinion poll, opinion polls, political view, political views, political opinion, political opinions, vote, votes, voter, voters, voting, drink, drinks, honest, political poll, political polls, election time, election year

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC123842
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4618x3580 pixels (unwatermarked)
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truth, truth seeker, truth seekers, truth seeking, treadmill, treadmills, pilgrim, pilgrims, spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, enlightenment, enlightened, wisdom, get nowhere, getting nowhere, guru, gurus, quest, quests, honest, honesty, integrity, personal truth, personal truths, sincerity, sincere

"I took aim, pulled the trigger, and then, suddenly, shots rang out."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC22875
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1289x1255 pixels (unwatermarked)
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court, courts, testimony, testimonial, testimonies, honest, honesty, court of law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legal system, court room, courtroom, judge, judges, judiciary, judicial, judicial system, gun violence, gun, guns, manslaughter, murder, testify, testifies, weak testimony, stand up in court, under oath, gun violence, crime, criminal, criminal justice, criminals, red handed, red-handed, caught red handed, caught red-handed

"I aspired to authenticity, but I never got beyond verisimilitude."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC124060
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4000x3316 pixels (unwatermarked)
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authenticity, authentic, verisimilitude, aspiration, aspirations, aspire, aspires, aspiring, goal, goals, life goal, life goals, authentic experience, authentic experiences, truth, truthfulness, honest, honesty, life experience, life experiences

"I'm rich, you're thin. Together, we're perfect."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC29751
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3001x2497 pixels (unwatermarked)
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superficial, superficiality, modern life, modern marriage, modern marriage, compatible, compatibility, couple, couples, good couple, good couples, suitable, suitability, rich person, rich people, thin, priority, priorities, perfect couple, perfect couples, honest, honesty, frank, frankness, direct, proposal, proposals, proposing

"Before we begin, I think you should all know that I once smoked a reefer in 1935."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC36638
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2324x2060 pixels (unwatermarked)
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grandparent, grandparents, thanksgiving, thanksgivings, thanksgivings dinner, dinner, thanksgiving dinner, reefer, reefers, blunt, blunts, weed, cannabis, marijuana, scrutiny, clear, honest, history, forgotten, irrelevant, irrelevance, family, families, drug, drugs, election, elections, politicians, judges, media, environment, media environment, scrutinise, warning, scrutinize, judge, ridiculous, pointless

"Let's go to that new place where they club something to death and cook it for you right there."

Artist:
Mueller, P. S.
Search ID:
CC123947
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restaurant, restaurants, eating, eating out, foody, foodie, foodies, cook, cooking, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, meat-free, meat free, inhumane, animal, animals, animal rights, animal activism, shock value, shock, honest, honesty, blatant, club, clubbed, death, dead, fresh meat, fresh, fresh produce, meat, raw meat, steak

"I lied when I told you I shave my head."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC132028
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shave, shaving head, head shaving, head, bald, balding, balder, lie, lying, lies, liar, liars, hair, hairs, haircut, hair cut, restaurant, restaurants, meal, dining, hairlessness, hairless, date, dating, dates, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, first date, first dates, coming clean, honesty, honest

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC123789
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partner, partners, life partner, life partners, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage material, attraction, unattractive, desire, desires, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, grow old, growing old, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, frank, frankness, honest, honesty, date, dates, dating

"All right, I lied to you. All governments lie!"

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC24088
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king, kings, queen, queens, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, infidelity, infidelities, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, politician, politicians, government, governments, fib, fibs, fibbing, spat, spats, row, rows, rowing, argument, arguments, arguing, disagreement, disagreements, admit, admits, admitting, confess, confesses, confession, confessions, justification, justifications, honest, honesty, dishonest, dishonesty

"The chef suggests you help him unload last week's salmon."

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC132384
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waiter, waiters, chef, chefs, specialty, specialties, honest, honesty, honestly, brutally honest, realistic, real, recommendation, recommendations, chef suggests, fish, salmon, dining, dinner, dine, dinners, restaurant, restaurants, eatery, going off, goes off, out of date, recommend, recommends, reality

"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC136953
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salesman, salespeople, salesperson, door-to-door, 2nd amendment, second amendment, gun nut, gun nuts, gun rights, insurance, insurance salesman, insurance salesmen, overpriced, scam, scams, scam artist, scam artists, sell, sells, seller, sellers, up front, honest, honesty

Self-Help: 2015

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC141742
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expectations, reality, low expectations, high expectations, low bar, high bar, lower the bar, lowering the bar, low standards, lower standards, high standards, low maintenance, realistic, realist, realistically, realism, self help, self-help, advice, advise, complacent, complacency, self acceptance, self-acceptance, reasonable, self esteem, self-esteem, frank, frankness, honest, honest, hard truth, hard truths, read, reading, discipline, self development, development, patience, patient, reader, books, book lover, book lovers, book worm, book worms, bookish, book

"I'm looking to hire someone who can be acquiescent without making me uncomfortably aware of it."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC142633
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underling, underlings, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, acquiesce, acquiescing, subservient, subservience, attitude, attitudes, boss, bosses, manager, managers, corporate culture, power trip, power trips, new hire, new hires, ideal employee, ideal employees, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, honest, honesty, self-aware, self-awareness

"He tells it like it is."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC143387
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billboard, politics, political, sheep, wolf, wolves, politicians, admiration, admire, tells it like it is, trump, going to eat you, donald trump, president, senator, senate, member of parliament, attack, danger, dangerous, honesty, honest, herd, pack, herds, packs, republican, democrat, party, conservative, labour, liberal, corrupt, corruption, predator, predators, politician, politicians, compliment, compliments, campaign, campaigns, political

Asexual Harassment

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC40356
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hard truth, truth, truths, difficult truths, difficult truth, hard truths, honest, honesty, cat call, cat-call, cat calling, cat-calling, catcalling, wolf whistle, wolf whistling, wolf-whistle, wolf-whistling, harass, harassment, harassed, harassing, sexual harassment, politically correct, political correctness, pc, p c, modern life, modern, modernity, life without, men, women, man, woman, gender stereotypes, inversion, invert, subvert, subverted, hard facts, alternative, alternatives

Tactless Abe

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC141579
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2592x2864 pixels (unwatermarked)
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manner, manners, etiquette, etiquete, respect, respectful, tact, tactful, tactless, impolite, polite, politeness, considerate, consideration, rude, rudeness, inconsiderate, frank, frankness, honesty, honest, honest abe, abraham lincoln, lincoln, president, presidents, president of the united states, criticism, historical figures, parody, parodies

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC141405
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4526x4091 pixels (unwatermarked)
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pants on fire, liar liar, lies, lie, lying, liars, lied, lie detector, tech, technology, machine, machinery, machines, truth, truthful, honest, honesty, tell the truth, investigate, investigation, investigates, interrogate, interrogation, interrogating, interrogates, lie-detector, lie detectors, lie-detectors, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, techie, teckie, tech

This week, House Manager Blowviatt has been asked to avoid the appearance of playing to the cameras.

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC40761
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pornographer, pornographers, perv, pervs, playing to the camera, preference, preferences, candid, candids, honest, honesty, smut

"I want you to be able to feel that you can hide anything from me."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC138579
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4694x3556 pixels (unwatermarked)
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secret, secrets, hidden, dark secret, dark secrets, date, dates, dating, relationship, long-term relationship, comfort, comfortable, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, reassure, reassures, reassurance, openness, honest, honesty, dishonesty, dishonest, assure, assures, assuring, comfort, comforts, comforting