"Worst-case scenario? The renovation goes three years and two million dollars over budget, one of you bludgeons me to death with my own hammer, and you both get the electric chair."
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"Honesty is the best policy, Fernbaugh, but it's not company policy."
"Remember when I said I was going to be honest with you, Jeff? That was a big, fat lie."
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"We're ready to begin the next phase of keeping things exactly the way they are."
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"Sorry, sir, but none of our food is very good. It's the chef's way of punishing the rich."
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2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law
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A man seeking truth encounters a clown.
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A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.
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"I aspired to authenticity, but I never got beyond verisimilitude."
"I took aim, pulled the trigger, and then, suddenly, shots rang out."
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"We're looking for people to fire."
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"I'm rich, you're thin. Together, we're perfect."
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Introducing Honest Abe Cards
"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."
"I'm honest, but not scrupulously honest."
"If you're bored with yourself, imagine how I feel."
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"Let's stop this before we both say a lot of things we mean."
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"Can I ask your advice about something you'd rather not know about me?"
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"It's not that I don't like the job you're doing—it's just that I'd like to start seeing other people do it."
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"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."
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"I lied when I told you I shave my head."
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"Let's go to that new place where they club something to death and cook it for you right there."
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"Am I boring you, kid?"
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"I can cure your back problem, but there's a risk that you'll be left with nothing to talk about."
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"The chef suggests you help him unload last week's salmon."
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