"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."
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judge, judges, judged, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, jury duty, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legalism, your honor, honor, your honour, court, courts, court of law, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, prosecute, prosecutor, attention, pay attention, focus, focused, focusing, alibi, excuse, excuses, businessman, businessmen, corporate, corporation, corporations, private individual, rich people, rich, corporate crime, conspiracyThis is to certify that the president of the United States of America has awarded HIMSELF the MEDAL OF HONOR
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good boy, good boys, statue, statues, memorial, memorials, in memorium, dog, dogs, pet, pets, hero, heroes, heroic, role model, role models, compliment, compliments, honor, honors, honorific, honorifics, honour, honours, affection, affections, affectionate"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"
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judge, judges, judged, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, jury duty, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legalism, your honor, honor, your honour, court, courts, court of law, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, prosecute, prosecutor, play on words, word play, word-play, provence, france, region, regions, regional, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cookery, cooking, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers"I can't really talk about it. They're all for secret sexual stuff."
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