Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure
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animal, animals, squirrel, squirrels, pirate, pirates, dig, digging, hole, holes, search, searching, buried, bury, treasure, buried treasure, x marks the spot, x-marks-the-spot, map, maps, treasure map, treasure maps, hunting, hunt, searching, search, looking, look, captain, captains, eye patch, eye patches, peg leg, peg legs, shovel, shovels, shoveling, shovelling, park, parks, hook, hooks, strange, unusual"Not in front of the crew!"
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olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, not again, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, skull and crossbones, danger, dangers, dangerous, limb, limbs, cat, cats, pet, pets, scratching post, scratches, scratch, scratching, crew, crews, respect, respecting, respected"Wow-free sky hoagies!"
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philadelphia, fish, fishing, fishes, fishing trip, sandwich, sandwiches, hoagie, hoagies, sub, subs, food, fooled, fools, ignorant, stupid, obvious, hypocritical, parallel, parallels, vacation, trip, trips, foods, water, lake, lakes, canoe, canoes, vacations, trap, trapped, hook, hooks, hooked, foolish, danger, dangerous"The eye patch is just to keep me from fixating on the hook."
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olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, fixate, fixating, fixation, irony, ironic, not again, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, skull and crossbones, danger, dangers, dangerous, limb, limbs, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs, handicap, handicapsA man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.
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fish, fishes, fishing, fly fishing, angler, anglers, angling, river, rivers, stream, streams, brook, brooks, natural world, fishing pole, fishing poles, fishing line, fishing lines, hook, hooks, catch a fish, catching a fish"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."
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pitch, pitches, pitch meeting, pitch meetings, writer, writers, author, authors, structure, structures, story structure, story structures, publisher, publishers, publishing, self-doubt, doubt, doubts, nagging doubt, nagging doubts, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, read, reads, readers, readership, readerships, book, books, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, editor, editors, editing, creative, creativity, creative person, creative people, readership, hook, hooks, hooking readers, ratings, bestseller, bestsellers, honest, honesty, brutal honesty, brutally honest"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."
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culture clash, literature, literary, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, moby dick, moby, white whale, whale, whales, whaling, mount, mounted, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, trope, tropes, cliche, cliches, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, sailor, sailors, rugged, shark, barracuda, doctor, doctors, get well soon, get well, surgeon, surgeryPirate with a Shepherd's Crook for an Arm
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animal, animals, sheep, lamb, lambs, flock, shepherd, shepherds, shepherd's crook, crook, crooks, hook, hooks, arm, arms, pirate, pirates, captain, captains, captain hook, new career, new job, changing careers, changing jobs, profession, professions, career, careers, job, jobs, professional, tool, toolsMoby Dick
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film, films, adaptation, adaptations, adapted, book, books, classic, classics, classic literature, classic lit, american literature, american lit, opening line, opening lines, teaser, teasers, tease, teases, teasing, first line, first lines, hook, hooks, hooking, hooked, entice, entices, enticing, reader, readers, reading, marquee, marquees, movie marquee, movie marquees"Watch out for his right hook."
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boxing, fighting, pirate, peg leg, eye patch, right hook, right hooks, overhand right, overhand rights, boxer, boxers, pirates, piracy, hook, hooks, hook hand, hook hands, warning, warnings, warn, warns, punch, punches, punching, pugilist, pugilists, pugilism, fisticuffs, fighter, fighters, fighting, mankoff"For what it's worth, 'Yo-ho-ho and chilled Pinot Grigio' actually rhymes."
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pirate, pirates, yarr, peg leg, peg legs, hook, hooks, hook hand, pirate captain, amputate, amputations, half and half, half, halfs, limbs, blown off, blown-off, missing limb, missing limbs, body bits, limb, loss of limb, amputated, pirate captain, play on words, word play, word-play, pirate ship, pirateer, privateer, privateers, buccaneer, buccaneers, rhyme, rhymes, sea shanty, sing, singing, song, songs, masculinity, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, preference"No health or dental, no stock options, and no severance package. We do, however, provide free burial at sea."
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culture clash, literature, literary, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, moby dick, moby, white whale, whale, whales, whaling, mount, mounted, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, trope, tropes, cliche, cliches, captain, capn, cap'n, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, sailor, sailors, rugged, shark, barracuda, benefit, benefits, medical, dental, insurance, insured, severance, free, freebies, bonus, bonuses, queequeg, burial, burial at sea, buried, dead, death, die, died, viking funeral, viking funerals"Half of me loves being a pirate, and half of me regrets it."
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pirate, pirates, yarr, peg leg, peg legs, hook, hooks, hook hand, pirate captain, amputate, amputations, half and half, half, halfs, limbs, blown off, blown-off, missing limb, missing limbs, body bits, limb, loss of limb, amputated, pirate captain, play on words, word play, word-play, pirate ship, pirateer, privateer, privateers, buccaneer, buccaneers, career, careers, career choice, career choices, career change, change career"Here's your problem—you forgot the sleaze factor."
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factor, factors, factoring, sleaze, sleazes, sleazy, blackboard, blackboards, math, maths, mathematics, math teacher, math teachers, maths teacher, maths teachers, professor, professors, problem, problems, math problem, maths problem, equation, equations, hook, hooks, hooked, interest, create interest, creates interest, creating interestA couple leaves their child at a "Child Check" counter before entering a fancy restaurant.
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, service, customer service, coat check, coat checks, coat room, coat rooms, cloak room, cloak rooms, cloakroom, cloakrooms, coatroom, coatrooms, booth, booths, counter, counters, host, hosts, maitre d', maitre d's, server, servers, waiter, waiters, couple, couples, date night, going out, evening out, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, babysitting, babysitter, babysitters, baby-sitting, baby-sitter, baby-sitters, nanny, nannies, child minding, childcare, child check, hook, hooks, modern life, modern parenting, modern parenthood"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"
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olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, firework, fireworks, explosive, explosives, volunteer, volunteers, irony, ironic, not again, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, skull and crossbones, danger, dangers, dangerous, limb, limbs, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs"Don't let it get away!"
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catch, catches, catching, big fish, fish, fishes, fishing trip, fishing trips, trip, trips, kraken, krakens, squid, squids, giant squid, giant squids, octopus, octopuses, octopi, one that got away, hook, hooks, hooking, father-son activity, father-son activities, bonding, bonding time, bonding times, father-son bond, father-son bonds, ocean, ocean life, sea monster, sea monstersA fisherman is hooked on the beach.
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reversal, reversals, reversing, turnabout, turnabouts, fair play, hunter, hunters, hunted, hunter becomes the hunted, hook, hooks, hooked, fishing hook, fishing hooks, caught, catch, catches, catching, predator, predators, prey, fight back, fights back, fighting back, ocean life, ocean, oceans, sea creature, sea creatures, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, justice"Yeah, but what's the hook?"
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pirate, pirates, captain, captains, piracy, buccaneer, buccaneers, hook, hooks, marketing strategy, marketing strategies, advertising strategy, advertising strategies, advertisement, marketing, marketing men, marketing man, advertising men, salesmen, salesman, sales people, presentation, presentations, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, advertising tactic, advertising tacticsMen get hooked away.
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hook, hooks, hooking, hooked, hooked away, hooking away, grab, grabs, grabbing, sight gag, sight gags, pulled away, pulling away"Ayye-- Our insurance be terrible. Tis no wonder we all be missing limbs."
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pirate, pirates, payment, payments, raider, raiders, buccaneer, buccaneers, insure, insures, insuring, insurance, insure, medical insurance, bill, bills, medical bill, medical bills, terrible, expensive, excess, excess payment, excess payments, missing limb, missing limbs, hook, hooks, hand, hands, no wonder, no surprise, unsurprised, unsurprising, unafford, unaffordable