"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "
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coffee, coffees, caffeine, caffeine hit, coffee addict, coffee addicts, coffee addiction, coffee addictions, morning, mornings, monday, mondays, deus ex machina, greek, greeks, ancient greeks, tragedy, tragedies, greek god, greek gods, plot device, plot devices, solution, solutions, hopeless, hopelessness, hopeless situation, hopeless situations"No, sorry, you'll still be dumb."
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religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, dumb, stupid, sorry, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing, fate, forever, still, second chance, second chances, hopeless"Here are your choices. You can plead guilty."
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mumbo jumbo, pianist, pianists, headless, disembody, disembodied, injury, injuries, injured, bedside manner, hopeless, lost cause, lost causes, hopelessness, optimist, optimists, optimistic, life support, kept alive, head, heads, medical equipment, operation, operations, accident, accidents, nasty accident, nasty accidents, musician, musicians"I'm starting to wonder if my story is ever going to be uplifting."
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life story, life stories, depressing, depressed, depressive, depressives, uplift, uplifting, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, existential crisis, existential crises, miserable, misery, unhappy, unhappiness, ruminate, ruminations, ruminating, modern life, modern attitudes, hopeless, hopelessness"You should be aware that we already have a strong in-house candidate."
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candidate, candidates, job candidate, interview, interviews, interviewing, subservient, subservience, kiss butt, kisses butt, suckup, suckups, suck up, sucks up, qualification, qualifications, skill, skills, skillset, skillsets, skill set, skill sets, job interview, job interviews, lost cause, lost causes, hopeless, hopelessness"The problems will remain the same, but apparently they get wordier and wordier."
"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."
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desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, ship wrecked, shipwrecked, hopeless, hopelessness, oblivious, obliviousness, future president, political candidate, political candidates, going mad, going crazy, optimistic, optimism, optimist, optimists, hopeful, political campaign, political campaigns, marooned, bright future, ambitious, ambition, ambitions, bad company"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."
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cure, cures, cure-all, cure-alls, diet, diets, dieting, hopeless, hopelessness, depressed, depression, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, eating habit, eating habits, worry, worries, anxiety, anxieties, glib, glibness, quack, quacks, quackery, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, snake oil, vitamin, vitamins, vitamin intake"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."
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office layout, office cubicle, office cubicles, fluorescent lighting, fluorescent light, fluorescent lights, interior design, interior designs, interior designer, interior designers, working environment, working environments, work environment, hopeless, hopelessness, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, mental health, mental state, employee morale"I put some beer on the hook."
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ice fishing, drunk, drunks, over the limit, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, winter, winter time, frozen lake, fishing, bait, beer, beer can, beer cans, beer bottle, beer bottles, temptations, frozen lakes, hopeless, hopelessness, fallen through the ice"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."
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tv show, tv shows, fixer upper, fixer uppers, fix, fixes, fixing, reality show, reality shows, tv show, tv shows, flee, flees, fleeing, hopeless, hopelessness, useless, uselessness, lost cause, lost causes, lifestyle change, lifestyle changes, self-improvement, crazy, craziness, insane, insanity, trash heap, trash heaps"Let's focus on the case before you start thinking about befriending a guard."
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beauty standards, beauty ideal, feminine beauty ideal, the feminine beauty ideal, anti ageing cream, anti ageing creams, anti-ageing cream, anti-ageing creams, skincare, getting old, getting older, ageing, women's sell-by date, gender issues, vain, vanity, beauty, beauty product, beauty products, hopeless, hopelessness, hopeless case, hopeless cases"Tell me you didn't pull up in a limo."
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can't take it with you, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, hopeless, pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, diedRadio interview with mime artist.
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