"What's this I hear about you taking testosterone shots?"
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"You need to get your cholesterol where your sperm count is."
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"They're trying to figure out whether it's a chemical thing or I'm just a crybaby."
"I was on hormone replacement for two years before I realized I needed Steve replacement."
The Bad Girls Always Hung Out Near The Mood Swings
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"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."
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"I said no to drugs, but the F.D.A. said yes."
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"Dad, when will I be old enough to shave?"
"Face it, Herb, you're one of those people who peaked in high school."
"Just like a man to tell me I'm not having a hot flash."
"So, before passing judgment, please consider that science now shows that the male brain is not fully developed until never."
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