"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
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"So I like rutting. So sue me."
"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."
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"Why isn't my car horn magically fixing everything?"
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Two horned stags butt heads and airbags protect them.
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Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."
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Horn Section in a Jazz Band
"It's supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac, but it hasn't done jack for me."
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"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"
"While you were out."
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"Enough with the vuvuzela, Dad."
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A musician disturbs his napping pet dog by playing the horn.
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"For a moment, I was afraid I'd been demonized, but it turns out I've only been cuckolded."
"He's from Texas."
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"I've been hearing some disturbing things about you, Higgins."
"Try honking again."
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"Care to make it interesting?"
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"Unicorns do exist!"
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"If you pause for just a beat before 'and the home of the brave,' it helps to sell the bit."
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(Hey! Great chops!)
Rhinoplasty"I think I'd like this one."
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"It's the guy behind us. He says his horn is broken."
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Playing the French horn:
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The Horn of By-Products
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