"I'm afraid you're retaining lawyers."
"Of course, it's a highly experimental procedure, but we're trying out new techniques from other disciplines all the time."
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"This patient has a rare form of medical insurance."
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"I'll have someone come in and prep you for the bill."
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"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."
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"It's a medical miracle that you made it through that last medical miracle."
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"Don't worry, boss—we whacked your skis."
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Good News, Bad News - Save the Leg.
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"I'd like some Ketamine for my appetizer. What opiate would you recommend for my entree?"
A man in a hospital bed has his ski boot act as a counterweight for his broken leg.
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"I think we got all of it."
"Oh, and get rid of the plant!"
"Not tonight, hon, I have a concussion."
"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."
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"Move over! - I just got the bill!"
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"I tell you guys you're making a horrible mistake!"
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"It could be up to a week, but we do have loaners."
"For a hopeless vegetable it's amazing the way he's been able to maintain his sense of humor."
"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."
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"You're in luck. The doctor switched you to recreational drugs."
"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."
"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."
As soon as we find as place to put this outdated medical equipment, you should be feeling better."