Host Cartoons

"We're still moving in."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC120400
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2000x1518 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
move, moves, move in, moves in, moving in, box, boxes, moving box, moving boxes, unpack, unpacks, unpacking, dinner party, dinner parties, host, hosts, hosting, lazy, laziness, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off

"Don't be silly - we're being perfectly fine hosts."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC22818
High Res:
5400x4061 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationships, marriage, leisure, parties, interiors, living room, books, reading, media, newspapers, host, hosts, hosting, party host, part hosts, ignore guests, ignores guests, ignoring guests, read, reads, reading, party, parties, partying, dinner party, dinner parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, hosting duty, hosting duties, mankoff

"Oh, I think Whoopi is a good choice, but I would have preferred Greenspan."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC27894
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3231x2698 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
entertainment, movies, celebrities, television, greenspan, alan greenspan, whoopi, whoopi goldberg, host, hosts, hosting duty, hosting duties, awards ceremony, awards ceremonies, federal reserve, the fed, mankoff

"Dump Leno and get Perot."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC29427
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2025x1940 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
leno, jay leno, ross perot, perot, late night talk show, late night talk shows, talk show, talk shows, host, hosts, hosting duty, hosting duties, rating, ratings, low ratings, ratings problem, ratings problems

"There are no seats left together on the flight, but maybe if you make pouty faces at me I can magically add more chairs to the airplane."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC143901
High Res:
2850x2471 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, boarding, board, attendant, attendants, air host, air hostess, air, air hosts, air hostesses, customer, customer service, annoy, annoyed, annoying, sarcasm, sarcastic, pouty, pouting, pout, seats, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, check-in, check in, airport, airports, frustration, frustrating

"Freshly ground pepper?"

Artist:
Walsh, Liam
Search ID:
CC138384
High Res:
2973x3086 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wafer, wafers, the host, host, hosts, communion wafer, communion wafers, sacramental bread, altar bread, body of christ, bread, pepper, black pepper, ground pepper, freshly ground pepper, fresh pepper, altar boy, priest, pastor, preacher, clergy person, minister, religion, church helper, altar attendant, altar server, altar girl, church, churches, mass, masses, service, sunday, sunday service, sunday mass, christian, christianity, eucharist, communion, holy communion, modern life

"We'll alternate the windbags with the hard-of-hearing."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC122723
High Res:
3343x2176 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dinner party, dinner parties, host, hosts, hostess, hostess, party planning, party planner, party planners, seat, seats, seating, seating arrangement, seating arrangements, seating plan, seating plans, seating chart, seating charts, party, parties, dinner, dinners, guest, guests, diner, diners, alternate, windbag, windbags, talker, talkers, hard-of-hearing, waiter, waiters, server, servers, conversation, conversations, banquet, banquets

"In case of a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you for two dollars."

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
Search ID:
CC134649
High Res:
2945x2553 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, flying, stewardess, stewardesses, host, hostess, air, oxygen, oxygen mask, oxygen masks, mask, masks, loss of cabin pressure, cabin, cabins, emergency, safety, safety precautions, safety precaution, take-off, speech, presentation, passenger, passengers, dollar, dollars, money, nickel-and-dime, nickel and dime, overcharge, overcharging, charge for everything, pay, cost, costs, costs of flying, cost of flying

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC29007
High Res:
1868x2380 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
radio, radios, media, medias, religion, religions, heaven, heavens, pray, praying, prays, new york, god, gods, answer, answering, phone in, call in, question, questions, host, hosting, talkshow, talk show, talkshows, talk shows, prayer, question, questions, q&a, tune in, christian, christians, christianity

"Notice how their eyes lit up when you stole a glance at your wristwatch?"

Artist:
Tobey, Barney
Search ID:
CC40062
High Res:
1525x1973 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dinner guest, dinner guests, wristwatch, wristwatches, watch, watches, dinner party, dinner parties, party, parties, party guest, party guests, overstaying your welcome, overstayed your welcome, home time, rude, rudeness, bad manners, host, hostess, unwelcome guest, unwelcome guests, socializing, socialize, socializes, socialise, socialises, socialising

"Come on in-just throw your coats in the garbage."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC124563
High Res:
6831x5307 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, coat, coats, jacket, jackets, overcoat, overcoats, outerwear, host, hosts, hostess, hosteses, bad host, bad hostess, bad hosts, bad hostesses, garbage, trash, rubbish, throw, toss, rude, disrespectful, rude host, rude hosts, rude hostess, rude hostesses, wasteful, fashion, style, fashion critic, fashion critics, trashy

"Oh God, I forgot to ask if anybody had lard issues."

Artist:
Hamilton, William
Search ID:
CC43138
High Res:
3750x3245 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
diet, dietary requirement, dietary requirements, intolerance, intolerances, food intolerance, food intolerances, lard, lard issues, cooking lard, cooking with lard, pig fat, lactose intolerant, lactose intolerance, allergy, allergies, allergen, dairy allergy, dairy allergies, host, hosts bad host, bad hosts

"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC122147
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3250x2504 pixels (unwatermarked)
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party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, host, hosts, second wife, second wives, author, authors, women discussing men, remarry, remarriage, bad author, bad authors, mix up, mixed up, confuse, confused, confusion, unsure, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, boring conversation, boring conversations

"That's the news for tonight, I'm Jim Lehrer. Goodnight, Robin."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC34527
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2505x1720 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
tv, tvs, television, televisions, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, news, reporter, reporters, journalist, journalists, journalism, host, hosts, anchor, anchors, anchorman, anchormen, media, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, idiots, idiot, confused, confusion, mistake, mistakes

"Molting or non molting?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX302339
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, host, host, hostess, hostess, maitre d', maitre d's, front of house, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, seating, seat, seats, table, tables, section, sections, non-smoking, smoking, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, moulting, molting, feathers, plumage, shedding

"I never watched him at eleven-thirty-five and I didn't watch him at ten, and now, once again, I won't be watching him at eleven-thirty-five."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC132280
High Res:
3007x2410 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jay leno, late night, late night program, late night programs, talk show, talk shows, late night talk show, late night talk shows, host, hosts, hosting, complain, complains, complaining, transition, transitions, dislike, dislikes, ratings, low ratings

Overfilling the Glass

Artist:
Crawford, Michael
Search ID:
CC28152
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1504x2999 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wine, pouring wine, overfill, overfilled, overfilling, dinner party, dinner parties, host, hosts, bad host, bad hosts, feeling threatened, threaten, threatening, intimidate, intimidating, intimidation, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, oblivious, obliviousness, class divide, class division

"Good morning, everyone!"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC29632
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2233x1855 pixels (unwatermarked)
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drive by, drive by shooting, drive-by, drive-by shooting, gun, guns, gun law, gun laws, second amendment, right to bear arms, gun control, violence, shoot, shooting, shootings, pistol, rifle, rifles, pistols, mass shooting, mass shootings, school shooting, school shootings, gun safety, radio, radio host, radio hosts, radio show, radio shows, host, hosts, redneck, rednecks, white trash, hillbilly, hillbillies, southern, southerner, republican, republicans, bullet, bullets

The Icebreaker

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC32359
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2141x1647 pixels (unwatermarked)
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talk show, host, hosts, late-night, tv, tvs, television, televisions, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, icebreaker, icebreakers, breaking the ice, conversations, conversation, trying to fit in, fitting in, bartender, bartenders, reach out, reaches out, reaching out, awkward, awkwardness, tension, tensions, racial tension, racial tensions, casual racism, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping

"The reason it's going to keep flashing on and off is that we love you, and we want you to love us, too."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC31615
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2207x1798 pixels (unwatermarked)
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audience, audiences, viewer, viewers, fan, fans, tv, tvs, television, televisions, talk show, talk shows, late night, late night tv, late night television, talk show host, talk show hosts, host, hosts, producer, producers, cameraman, cameramen, lights, camera, action, love, lies, applause, director, directors, studio, studios

"We're running a bit short of time tonight, so let's skip the questions and go right to the answers."

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC35211
High Res:
2420x1787 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
game show, game shows, answer, answers, quiz, quizzes, quiz show, quiz shows, tv show, tv shows, spoiler, spoilers, spoiling, question, questions, triva question, trivia questions, trivia, crunch time, short on time, skip ahead, skips ahead, skipping ahead, host, hosts, hosting, pointless, pointlessness, waste of time, wastes of time

"Thank God you're here. Walter has been Barry Manilowing us to death."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC87729
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2400x1728 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, friends, friend, gathering, gatherings, get together, singer, singers, musician, musicians, music, piano, pianist, pianists, cocktail party, cocktail parties, guest, guests, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, instruments, instrument, mingle, mingling, song, songs, social, socializing, socialising

"It's not the noise, Sir. It's the Camembert."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC128312
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3011x3471 pixels (unwatermarked)
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, disturbance, complaint, complaints, disturbing the peace, host, hosts, party, parties, break up, breakup, break-up, checkup, check-up, check up, follow up, follow-up, noise, noisy, cheese, cheeses, camembert, smelly, smell, smells, odor, odors, odours, odour, smelly cheese, scent, scents, stink, stinky, food, foodie, cheese lover, cheese lovers

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC30685
High Res:
2432x1797 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, eating, dining, reserving, reservation, reservations, dinner, waiter, waiters, server, servers, host, hosts, booking, name, names, language, languages, english, grammar, honorific, honorifics, title, titles, prefix, prefixes, dr, dr., doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, education, degree, degrees, postgraduate, postgraduates, phd, ph.d., postgraduate doctoral degree, customer service, service, rude, bad manners

"No, I think I'm going to go for the fire extinguisher."

Artist:
Steed, Edward
Search ID:
CC145848
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4843x3022 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
prize, prizes, fire extinguisher, fire extinguishers, on fire, fire, flames, flaming, host, hosts, contestant, contestants, game show, game shows, tv, t.v., television, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, boat, boats, money, cash, winner, winners, winning, life saving, desperation, desperate, survival instinct, choice, choices, choosing, decision, decisions, deciding, no choice, in danger