"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"
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robe, robes, hotel robe, hotel robes, steal, steals, stealing, bathrobe, bathrobes, hotel, hotels, thief, thieves, hotel room, hotel rooms, angel, angels, afterlife, afterlivesConcierge in Heaven
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concierge, concierges, heaven, heavenly gates, st. peter, saint peter, saint, saints, hotel, hotels, guest, guests, afterlife, afterlives, angel, angels"Miss you, too."
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couple, couples, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, long-distance relationship, long-distance relationships, ying yang, ying and yang, motel, motels, hotel, hotels, missing, yin yang, yin-yang, yin and yang, separated, separation, separations, miss you, chinese philosophy, chinese religion, taoism, daoism, travelling, traveller, travellersFaux
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faux, hotel, hotels, facsimile, facsimiles, fake, fakes, faking, fake it, fakes it, faking it, vacation, vacations, vacationing, french, france, road trip, road trips, con, cons, con artist, con artists, false, false front, false fronts, movie set, movie sets, film set, film sets, set, sets, village, villages"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."
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room service, room services, hotel, hotels, business trip, business trips, businessmen, businessman, hotel service, telephone menu, telephone menus, wife, wives, husband, husbands, sleepy, sleepiness, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, midnight snack, midnight snacks, customer service, customer services"If the jury had been sequestered in a nicer hotel, this would probably never have happened."
Couch and Potato
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bed and breakfast, bed and breakfasts, b&b, b&bs, holiday, holidays, holidaying, vacation, vacations, vacationing, hotel, hotels, hotelier, hoteliers, satellite, satellite dish, satellite dishes, couch potato, couch potatoes, marathon, marathons, marathoning, binge, binges, bingeing, binge watcher, binge watchers, binge watching, staycation, staycations, holiday destination, holiday destinations"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."
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candy, candies, nicety, niceties, hotel, hotels, bellhop, bellhops, extra, extras, bonus, bonuses, accommodations, accommodation, accommodating, sleazy, cheap hotel, cheap hotels, motel, motels, perk, perks, lollipop, lollipops, candy, candies, pillow, pillows, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveling"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."
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hotel, hotels, motel, motels, bed and breakfast, bed and breakfasts, inn, inns, bnb, bnbs, b&b, b&bs, resort, resorts, stay, staying, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, receptionist, receptionists, front desk, front desks, service, good service, bad service, staff, review, reviews, internet, online, rant, rants, ranting, complain, complaint, complaints, complaining, criticism, critique, pleasant, reviewer, reviewers, post, posting, posts, forum, forums"Is that the corporate rate?"
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corporate rate, corporate rates, tax rate, tax rates, corporation, corporations, discount, discounts, discounted, hotel, hotels, hotel stay, hotel stays, lookalike, lookalikes, suit, suits, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, price, prices, concierge, concierges, entitled, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes"Get me Room Service."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, hotel, hotels, room service, service, customer service, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, bedroom, bedrooms, messy room, messy roomsReviewing Earth
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god, heaven, angel, angels, review, reviewing, reviews, reviewer, reviewers, critic, critics, rate, rating, ratings, earth, planet earth, the world, feedback, positive feedback, four stars, hotel, hotels, commentator, commentators, creation, self review, self reviews, reflect, reflection, reflections, self assessment, self assessments, self appraisal, self appraisals"The hotel is full, but I'll see if I can work out a spooning arrangement for you."
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hotel, hotels, hotel reception, receptionist, receptionists, no vacancy, fully booked, concierge, concierges, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, travelled, business travel, frequent flyer, spoon, spooning, cuddle, cuddling, cuddle buddy, cuddle buddies, snuggle, snuggling, customer service"We're here to experience pleasure."
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travel, traveling, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveller, travellers, tourism, tourist, tourists, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, resort, resorts, hotel, hotels, enjoy, enjoyment, pleasure, happiness, happy, relaxation, all-inclusive, checking in, couple, couples, getting away, getaway, getaways, experience, experiences, experiencing, comfort, comfortableThe Location, Location, Location Arms
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real estate, location, good location, urban, urban planning, metropolitan, metropolis, city, city planning, city life, urban life, living, rent, rental, rentals, house hunting, house hunt, realtor, realtors, money, wealth, cliche, play on words, word play, word, words, reference, references, pop, pop culture, hotel, hotels, doorman, door man, prime locationBed and Breakfast
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bed and breakfast, b&b, b and b, snack, snacks, nap, naps, sleep, sleeping, bed, beds, breakfast, competitor, competitors, competing, neighbor, neighbors, neighbours, neighbour, neighbourhood, neighborhood, business, businesses, small business, small businesses, hotel, hotels, motel, motels, travel, tourism, tourist, tourists, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, travelling"You were right-they've got one at the hotel."
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packing, pack, luggage, baggage, suitcase, suitcases, over packing, over-packing, travel, travelling, traveling, tourist, tourists, hotel, hotels, hotel room, hotel rooms, motel, motels, art, painting, paintings, staying in a hotel, amenities, service"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."
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heaven, angel, angels, spa, spas, dying, afterlife, the afterlife, after-life, the after-life, heavenly reward, god, gods, christianity, christians, judaism, jews, complain, complaining, dissatisfied, ungrateful, hotel, hotels, hotel spas, hotel spa, unreasonable, fitness, wellbeing, well-being, well being, day spa, day spas, immortality, paradise, imperfect, imperfection, life after death, afterworld, the afterworld, after world, the after world, after worlds, afterworlds