"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"
Hotel Disturb Sign
Concierge in Heaven
"Miss you, too."
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"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."
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"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."
"If the jury had been sequestered in a nicer hotel, this would probably never have happened."
Couch and Potato
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"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."
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"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."
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"Is that the corporate rate?"
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"Get me Room Service."
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"The hotel is full, but I'll see if I can work out a spooning arrangement for you."
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"We're here to experience pleasure."
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The Location, Location, Location Arms
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Bed and Breakfast
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"You were right-they've got one at the hotel."
"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."
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"We met at the minibar."
"I'm taking you to the Four Seasons. You'll enjoy the fear."
"The sands are not golden."
"All our rooms have views of our other rooms."