Houseplants Cartoons

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Bad Housekeeping: The Magazine For Women Who Couldn't Care Less

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"I thought you said it wouldn't need much attention."

Annuals - Perennials - Eternals

Failures.

Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax

"Waitress's Day Off""

"I'd better bring in my plants."

"It's time to split the Hosta funkia!"

"It's an orchid."

"Oops! There goes another rubber-tree plant!"

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Thanks, R.B., but I prefer to stand."

"I find watering the plants in the middle of a conversation helps me keep my mind of what you're saying."

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"That's so cool how they convert carbon dioxide to oxygen."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"I did have plants, but they were so needy."

"Would you see to old Peterson? He's in the philodendron again."

"That tree doesn't belong in this room."

"Aphids on the heliotrope!"

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."