"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."
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"We'll take it."
Tags:real estate, apartments, take, buildings, psychology, insecurity, consumerism, shopping, urban life, under construction, real estate crunch, real estate crunches, housing shortage, housing shortages, housing, home shopping, home buyer, home buyers, desperate, desperation, letting officer, letting officers, real estate agent, real estate agents, mankoff
"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
Tags:selling, sales, sold, sells, seller, real estate, house, housing, home, homes, organ, organs, kidney, kidneys, selling kidneys, desperate, desperately, bargain, bargaining, bargains, barter, barters, buying, buys, buyer, estate agent, real estate agent, estate agents, real estate agents, realtor, realtors, organ donation, housing market, anxious, overanxious, house price, house prices, crash, 2008 crash, housing bubble, bubble, housing bubbles, bubbles
"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, group, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bar fly, bar flies, property, property ladder, houses, house, housing, in the market, buffalo roam
"Let's tow the trailer to a new state and make a fresh start."
Tags:fresh start, fresh starts, trailer, trailers, trailer trash, trailer park, trailer parks, white trash, redneck, rednecks, red neck, red necks, relocate, relocates, relocating, relocation, relocations, move, moves, moving, out-of-state, new start, new beginning, new beginnings, poor, poverty, lower class, working class, working classes, welfare, welfare state, welfare states, house, houses, housing
"I was hoping you had no more territorial ambitions."
Tags:hillbilly, hillbillies, property, properties, land, land ownership, land owner, land owners, farmer, farmers, farming, territory, territories, real estate, house, houses, housing, tank, tanks, war, wars, invade, invading, invasion, invasions, occupy, occupying, occupier, occupiers, territorial ambition, territorial ambitions
"My father would be proud. He taught me everything I know about unjustly denying housing to black people."
Tags:trump, president trump, donald trump, donald trump, father, parent, parents, racism, housing, housing policy, discrimination, racial discrimination, real estate, real estate developer, real estate developers, obama, barack, white house, housing, bigot, bigots, bigoted, pride, proud, apple doesn't fall far from the tree, housing policy, housing policies
Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community
Tags:ignorance, ignorance is bliss, bliss, blissful, happy, happiness, joy, joyful, dumb, dumber, smart, road, road sign, signs, signage, sign joke, housing, houses, home, homes, neighbourhood, suburbia, suburban, real estate, estate agent, realtor, realtors, community, communities, social commentary, gated community, social, comment, commentary
"It's pre- some wars."
Tags:apartment, apartments, house, houses, housing, real estate, property, properties, estate agents, estate agents, buying property, buy a property, buying a house, house view, house viewing, house viewings, pretentious, pretension, period property, period property, pre-war, pre-war property, pre-war properties, sales pitch, sales pitches, salesman, salesmen, saleswoman, saleswomen, salespeople, salesperson, sales man, sales men, sales woman, sales women, sales person, sales people, architecture, architectural style, architectural styles, period feature, period features, buzzword, buzzwords, jargon
"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"
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"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, entitlement, entitlements, entitlement program, entitlement programs, entitlement programmes, entitlement programmes, benefit, benefits, benefit program, benefits programme, benefits programs, benefits programmes, welfare, social security, unemployment, medicare, medicaid, housing, disability, tax credit, tax credits, ultimate, best, politics, government, governments
"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."
Tags:modern life, modern lives, appearance, appearances, keep up appearances, keeping up appearances, superficial, superficiality, happy, happiness, financial ruin, gilded, gilding, gilded age, gilded ages, design, designs, designer, designers, interior design, interior designs, interior designer, interior designers, house, houses, housing, home, homes, homeowner, homeowners, mask, masks, masking, cover up, covers up, covering up, dysfunction, dysfunctional, dysfunctionality
The Horn Of Extra Square Footage
Tags:horn of plenty, horn o plenty, property, property ladder, real estate, estate agent, realtor, realtors, sq ft, sqft, space, spacious, space cost, square feet, square foot, plenty, plentiful, rental, rentals, home, homes, house, houses, housing, housing market, home owner, home ownership, home owners, legend, legends, myth, myths, mythological, mythology
"Sure, we need affordable housing - just so long as it doesn't come at the expense of unaffordable housing."
Tags:housing, affordable housing, affordability, wage, wages, income, income gap, income gaps, upper class, upper classes, real estate, greed, greedy, greediness, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, cocktail party, cocktail parties, rich man, rich men, poor man, poor men, class division, class divisions, class divide, class divides, rent control, rent controls, housing price, housing prices, real estate price, real estate prices
Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse
Tags:suburb, suburbia, suburban, suburbs, country, countryside, rural, rural, city, cities, urban, urbanity, city life, country life, country mouse, town mouse, town, towns, city mouse, mouse, mice, folktale, folktales, fairy, house, housing, houses, talking animal, talking animals, consumerism, consumerist, middle ground, middle-ground, mediation, mediator, differences, regional, regional differences, metaphor, metaphorical, metaphors, that guy, don't be that guy, real estate, realtor, realtors, property ladder, home, home owner, home owners
Cowboy Market Research
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, west, western, american west, horses, horse, ranch, ranchers, old west, wild west, real estate, real estate developer, real estate development, real estate developer, real estate developers, names, naming, housing, housing projects, housing development, housing development names, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighborhood names, real estate agent, real estate agents, marketing, market, marketing research, market research, advertising, advertisement, product development, products, product design, product names, executive, executives, marketing department, marketing departments
Valentines for Real Estate
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Caution- Falling Property Value Next 5 Miles
"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."
Tags:castle, castles, fortress, fortresses, remodel, remodeling, remodelled, remodeled, house, housing, king, kings, royalty, royals, safety, panic room, panic rooms, redoubt, redoubts, architecture, architects, building, buildings, flipping, house flipping, house flipper, contractors, contractor, building contractor, building contractors, protection, protections, protect, guard, guard, sentry, sentries, guard tower, guard towers, tower, towers
Do you like to talk about Real Estate? Like to meet other men and women who do? Dial the... REAL-ESTATE HOTLINE
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Tags:condo, condos, rent, renting, rented accommodation, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, tenant, tenants, housing, homes, home, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, cinema, cinemas, movies, movie, movie theater, movie theaters, movie theatre, movie theatres, living complex, living complexes, apartment complex, apartment complexes, apartment building, apartment building, over do, over done, over-do, over-done, over kill, over-kill, overkill, excess, excessive, movie listing, movie listings, marquee, marquees
"The Lord moves in mysterious ways."
Tags:god, gods, lord, the lord, moves in mysterious ways, works in mysterious ways, god moves in mysterious ways, the lord moves in mysterious ways, sales, selling, house, housing, property, properties, housing market, property market, market, hymn, hymns, mystery, mysterious, refund, refunds, return, policy, return policy, sell, all sales final, religion, religious, christian, christianity, advertising, advert, adverts, advert, real estate, real estates, the father
Panhandler at Upstairs Window
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Maintenance Fee Party