"Howard, I think the dog wants to go out."
"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."
"You'll see, this is going to cause real trouble."
"It's just a theory, but perhaps it's their opposable thumbs that makes them crazy."
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"As a joke let's take them to ... and tell them that's our leader."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, joke, jokes, joking, leader, leaders, human, humans, alien invasion, martian invasion, extraterrestrial invasion
"I heard they mate for life."
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"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"
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"How the hell does he do that?"
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"It's a terrific look, but it doesn't say Great Ape."
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"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, relationship, relationships, friend, friends, friendship, people, human, humans, string, cat toy, cat toys, prefer, preference, preferences
"Don't worry we'll medicate you through the probationary period."
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"I don't think of myself as a wolf man or a wolf woman-I'm just a human, who is also a wolf, who eats humans."
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"The gods seem angrier than usual today."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, beetle, beetles, god, gods, angry, upset, lawn, lawns, mowing, mower, mowers, mowing the lawn, cutting the grass, housework, chore, chores, perspective, perspectives, human, humans, yardwork, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, religion, religious
"Yuck! Look at all planet lice down there!"
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"Let's hope that with the passage of time the human race will become three-dimensional."
"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."
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"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."
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"I'm afraid you have humans."
Tags:environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, human, mankind, pollute, pollutes, polluting, pollution, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, diagnosis, diagnoses, doctor, doctors, human activity, climate change, global warming, environmental destruction, extinct, extinction, mass extinction, extinction level event, parasite, parasites, pest, pests, bad news, breaking bad news
"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."
Animal and Human Memory
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"Hoarding is just as human as sharing."
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"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."
Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror
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"A lot of them I only pretend to watch over."
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"You have a club—use it."
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