"The trick, as I see it, is to insulate yourself with layers of deadwood."
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'Where's My Job'
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"Crumple this into a little ball, will you?"
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"They say you are a great warrior."
"The salary is unimportant—I'll just siphon off what I need."
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"Where's Waldo in five years?"
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"Our nap time doesn't roll over, so everybody ends up taking it all at the end of the year."
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"We have very little need these days to employ a cudgel."
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"This is a very impressive manifesto."
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"He's Pulled Out The HR File! This Is It Folks, The Atomic Performance Review!"
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"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."
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