Human Resources Cartoons

"Maybe zero tolerance is setting the bar too high."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
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CC43841
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zero tolerance, zero tolerance policy, zero tolerance policies, policy, policies, workforce, workforces, strict, overly strict, fire, fires, firing, firing culture, fired, sack, sacked, sacking, sackings, set the bar too high, setting the bar too high, high bar, high bars, low bar, low bars, rule, rules, rule-follower, rule-followers, discipline, human resources

"Congratulations. You have the skills we're looking for, and you'll just fit a cubicle."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC33243
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3253x1970 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hr, human resources, personnel, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, office job, office jobs, office cubicle, office cubicles, perfect fit, perfect fits, job offer, job offers, job skill, job skills, cv, cvs, resume, resumes

"Any experience?"

Artist:
Patterson, Jason
Search ID:
CC123066
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4320x4147 pixels (unwatermarked)
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employment, employ, employed, employer, cv, c v, resume, resumes, resume skills, c v skills, cv skills, interview, interviewee, interviews, interview skills, recruit, recruitment, business, office, offices, hr, h r, human resources, old, older, elderly, old man, experience, experienced, age, ageism, old age, working age, retire, retired, retirement age, retirement

"For the last time, Crawford, our firm is 'warm and fuzzy,' not 'touchy-feely.'"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC40418
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2101x1851 pixels (unwatermarked)
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politically correct, political correctness, harassment, harasser, harassers, sexual harassment, hr, hr department, human resources, human resources department, reprimand, reprimands, reprimanded, #metoo, brand, brands, tarnish, tarnishes, law firm, law firms, sexism, sexist, glass ceiling, glass ceilings

"I see you've done time, so working in a cubicle shouldn't be a problem."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC124247
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prison, prisons, jail, jails, incarceration, incarcerations, prisoner, prisoners, ex-prisoner, ex-prisoners, ex-convict, ex-convicts, ex convict, ex convicts, ex con, ex cons, ex-con, ex-cons, office cubicle, office cubicles, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, hr, human resources, personnel

"And, finally, are you now or have you ever been disgruntled?"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC28248
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disgruntled, warning sign, warning signs, employee, employees, hire, hires, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers, personnel, personnel department, paranoia, paranoid, mass shooting, mass shootings, shooting, shootings, postal, going postal, job satisfaction, worker satisfactions, satisfaction, human resources

"Apparently, fifty is the new unemployed."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC131072
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ageism, ageist, ageists, unemployment, unemployed, fired, fire, fires, firing, sack, sacks, sacked, sacking, redundancy, redundancies, redundant, lay off, lay offs, lay-off, lay-offs, fifty, fifties, 50s, employment, employments, workplace prejudice, employment prejudice, hr, human resources, personnel

"Sorry, Chief, but of course I didn't mean 'bimbo' in the pejorative sense."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC35990
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2756x1859 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bimbo, bimbos, sexual harassment, excuse, excuses, harassment, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, singled out, women in the workplace, belittle, belittling, comment, comments, sexist, sexism, human resources, hr department, h.r. department, pejorative, apology, apologies, formal apology, formal apologies, weak excuse, weak excuses, no offense, no offence

"Crumple this into a little ball, will you?"

Artist:
Mueller, P. S.
Search ID:
CC134669
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paper, papers, crumple, crumpled, office, offices, work, worker, workers, working, working life, world of work, management, manager, managers, supervisors, supervisor, executive, executives, boss, bosses, big boss, delegation, delegate, delegating, delegations, employee, employers, employ, employed, business, hr, h r, human resource, human resources

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
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CC25180
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layoff, layoffs, lay-off, lay-offs, lay off, lay offs, desert, deserts, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, redundancy, redundancies, sack, sacks, sacking, sacked, fire, fired, hr, human resources, personnel, job security, job insecurity, fires

"Don't worry we'll medicate you through the probationary period."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC126259
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human, resources, human resources, hr, h r, h.r, employ, employed, employer, employee, employs, recruit, recruited, recruitment, recruiting, pill, pills, medical, medicine, medicines, pill bottle, pill bottles, tablet, tablets, prescription, prescribe, prescribes, prescribing, corporate, corporation, depressed, depression, depressing, depresses, critic, critical, critique, social critique, big business, capitalism, capitalist, capitalism, sacrifice, sacrifices, workplace, working, work, workplaces, worker, abuse of power, power

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
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CC119395
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m.b.a., mba, degree, degrees, master of business of administration, home school, homeschool, homeschooling, home schooling, homeschooled, home schooled, homeschooling problems, home schooling problems, education, education level, education levels, student, students, job interview, interviewer, interviewers, recruit, recruiter, recruiters, human resources, hr, h.r., employer, employers, employee, employees, manager, managers, job hunting, job search, job, jobs, work, career, careers, unemployed, unemployment, unemployable, resume, cv, c.v., proud parent, proud parents, exaggeration, exaggerated, embellishment, embellish, hyperbole, false, fake, business, business degree, university, university degree, university degrees, college, college degree, college degrees, hire, hiring, achievement, achievements

"They say you are a great warrior."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC23799
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business, businesses, business man, businessman, businessmen, business men, warrior, warriors, war, wars, desk, desk job, executive, executives, hr, h r, human resource, human resources, resume, resumes, cv, cvs, hire, hired, hiring

"You don't look like a Dave."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC34496
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personnel, personnel department, recruitment, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers, name, names, fit, fits, fitting, hr department, human resources, human resources department, human resources departments, dave, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, interviewing

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC133051
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devil, devils, demon, demons, demonic, satan, satanic, deal with the devil, dealing with the devil, sin, sins, meeting, meetings, human resources, hr, h r, media, big business, business, corporate, political, politics, politically, politically charged, appearances, realities, reality, metaphor, metaphors, executive, executives, management, managers, big business, corporations, corrupt, corruption, corrupted, evil, evilly, evils, money, wealth, wealthy, positive image, public relations, pr, p r, pr management, spin, spin doctor, rhetoric, fake, phony, phonies, lies, fake news, critique, critical, critic

"For your convenience, there's a parking garage just next door."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC121513
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hr, human resources, personnel, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, job perk, job perks, parking garage, parking garages, parking lot, parking lots, car park, car parks, job benefit, job benefits, car accident, car accidents

"The salary is unimportant—I'll just siphon off what I need."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC135214
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businesses, money, corrupt, corruption, corporate, corporation, executive, executives, human resources, hiring, hires, recruit, recruits, hired, embezzle, embezzled, embezzling, corporate culture, elite, elites, elitism, ethic, ethical, ethics, morals, morality, crime, criminal, criminals, human resource, human-resources, human-resource, corrupts, embezzlement

"Well, this is a reassuring note, Mr. Bonwell: 'No dolphins were killed in the preparation of this résumé.' "

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC22718
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dolphin, dolphins, cv, cvs, hr, human resources, personnel, resume, resumes, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, footnote, footnotes, animal rights, animal activist, animal activists, job hunting, job seeker, job seekers

"I'm fascinated by your résumé, particularly the advertising supplement."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC133720
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resume, resumes, hr, hrs, cv, cvs, human resources, personnel, advertising supplement, advertising supplements, résumé, résumés, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, skill set, skill-set, skill sets, skill-sets, marketing department, marketing departments

"When he goes outside to smoke, don't let him back in."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC120030
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office, offices, office job, manager, managers, management, business, company, companies, employee, employees, worker, workers, employer, employers, human resources, lazy, useless, good-for-nothing, unproductive, fire, fired, firing, terminate, sack, pink slip, sleep, sleeping, nap, napping on the job, break, breaks

"As I entered the courthouse this morning, I distinctly heard a high-pitched kissing noise directed my way!"

Artist:
Booth, George
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CC24154
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sexual harassment, kiss, kisses, kissing, catcall, catcalls, catcalling, courthouse, courthouses, judge, judges, complaint, complaints, complaining, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, workplace, workplace harassment, harassment, perv, inappropriate, human resources, hr department

"We have very little need these days to employ a cudgel."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC140959
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nomad, nomads, nomadic, modern, modernity, modern life, culture shock, wander, wanderer, hobo, hobos, homeless, interview, resume, cv, cvs, resumes, job, jobs, hob interview, work, working, job search, employ, employed, employment, employs, employer, employee, employers, employees, hr, h r, human resources, human resource, interview, interviews, interviewee, training, trainer, trainee, cudgel, cudgels, h r nightmare, unemployed, unemployment, job search, out of work, technology, old fashioned

"Ideally, I'd like a work environment that's flip-flop friendly."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
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CC139154
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flip-flop, flip-flops, casual friday, casual, dress code, dress codes, office attire, attire, dress, dress-up, dressing up, formal wear, unprofessional, work environment, work environments, preference, preferences, request, requests, job center, job centre, human resources, hr department, hr departments, entitled, entitlement

"Besides caring too much? I'd probably have to go with Kryptonite."

Artist:
Katzenstein, Jason Adam
Search ID:
CC141762
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superhero, superheroes, hero, heros, job interview, recruit, new recruit, recruiter, recruiting, potential employee, new employee, hire, hiring, human resources, hr, career, careers, job, jobs, work, employment, employer, weakness, what is your weakness, kryptonite, job search, job hunting, weaknesses

"You inhabit the body of someone who has an impressive résumé."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC33264
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job interview, job interviews, hire, hires, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers, condescend, condescends, condescending, resume, resumes, c/v, c/vs, cv, cvs, personnel, personnel department, hr, hr department, human resources, impressive resume, impressive resumes, employee, employees, prospective employee, prospective employees